thetaoiseasy Posted October 7, 2012 Lao Tzu left China on a Water Buffalo. Jesus came into town on a Donkey. Yellow Emperor rode the dragon to heaven. Â I like airplanes. But I wouldn't mind walking into town with a Pikachu, or riding to shore on a Dolphin, or fly with a Raven. Â What animal would you pick to ride on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FÅ« Yue Posted October 7, 2012 I would like a white tiger to jump through the hospital window, throw me onto it's back, and disappear into the wilderness when it comes time for me to leave the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted October 7, 2012 Skunk. That way I'd have the town to myself. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ragamor Posted October 7, 2012 Haha GrandmasterP, that joke was indeed a noseful. Â What would I ride to town with? A lightning bolt, since it's epic. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiraltao Posted October 7, 2012 I would just like to roll back into town, in a robe, jogging pants, wife beater, whatever... I just wanna ROLL ENLIGHTENED! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RBSA Posted October 7, 2012 I ' d be on a throne surrounded by a lion on a side , a cobra on my left and a tiger in front . In far front a pack of wolves . And that ' s it . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted October 7, 2012 ON ANGRY BEAVERS!!! One for each leg, Norb on the right one and Dag on the left one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindelani Mnisi Posted October 7, 2012 I'm not sure between a huge wolf, and wind itself. By the way, anyone know anything about that cloud Goku used to ride as a kid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted October 7, 2012 Â Yes, seriously. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted October 7, 2012 Mrs GrandmasterP just back from Paris horseshow. Some stands sponsored by horse meat purveyors! GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted October 7, 2012 (edited) Turtle- big one. I like to take my time and gather my thoughts. Â .. .. Me and Dowie- gong for a stroll Edited October 7, 2012 by thelerner 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Humble Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Milla Jovovich.. Â Â Wait, did I understand the question? 'cuz that seems like the right answer. Edited October 8, 2012 by Humble 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RiverSnake Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) I would either ride a horse or a camel. Both are smart, funny and would probably make for good conversation. Â Â -My 2 cents, Peace Edited October 8, 2012 by OldGreen 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GRANTGRANT Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Â 215125125 Edited November 9, 2015 by GRANTGRANT 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted October 8, 2012 zeros rides on clouds 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Everything Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Bycicle, I love bycicle. Â I'd ride a bycicle anytime over a car. Who needs patience when you enjoy what you're doing? Edited October 8, 2012 by Everything 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Everything Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) *DELETE* Edited October 8, 2012 by Everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mYTHmAKER Posted October 8, 2012 a wing and a prayer 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chi 2012 Posted October 9, 2012 Â Possibly a beer truck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chi 2012 Posted October 9, 2012 (edited) Â Â Or a Zamboni - can't decide. Edited October 9, 2012 by chi 2012 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
effilang Posted December 2, 2012 I would pick a big fat pig. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites