Birch Posted December 7, 2012 (edited) even more so the inner secrets of civilisation are handed down to a sacred group of people who are children of dog, they are better than all others and all others are just cattle, catch my drift fire in the hooooooole I disagree that dogs produce cattle! Show me one instance of it! Fossils even. edit: I agree with fossils. Edited December 7, 2012 by -K- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zanshin Posted December 7, 2012 I disagree that dogs produce cattle! Show me one instance of it! Fossils even edit: I agree with fossils. You're right dogs herd cattle but don't produce them. But fossils are meaningless, tricksy old dinosaurs did it to sidetrack us, doesn't prove a thing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted December 7, 2012 GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taomeow Posted December 7, 2012 I always eat mice with honey I've done it all my life They do taste kind of funny but it keeps them on the knife 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birch Posted December 7, 2012 I should have known someone would bring dogma into this... Well as long as they leave grandma alone. Otherwise I disagree about the dinosaurs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C T Posted December 7, 2012 Well as long as they leave grandma alone. Too late i'm afraid. The mice have already despatched their spies, travelling in pairs, under guise as spice merchants. Beware of any pairs... they're everywhere! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 7, 2012 Too late i'm afraid. The mice have already despatched their spies, travelling in pairs, under guise as spice merchants. Beware of any pairs... they're everywhere! Salt and Peppa? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
三江源 Posted December 7, 2012 I should have known someone would bring dogma into this... the dog parents always get wheeled in at christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 Mother mouse was so proud of her mouselings. Day by day they grew in strength and confidence. "The day is here O Mouselings mine" sang mother mouse.. "Follow me beyond the hole and into the lounge, where you may play and gambol beyond the confines of our tiny nest". Oh how the mouselings scampered and cavorted, beyond the hole, upon the warm carpet, within the lounge. And then A shadow, long of tail, pointy of ears and arched of back... Fell upon the mouselings. Who froze in terror. Mother Mouse beheld, as poised to pounce, a fierce pussy cat. Mad of eye and hungry of visage. Drawing herself up to her full height Mother Mouse glared into the wild eyes of the pussy cat and spake thus... "WOOF... WOOF...WOOF" Confused and alarmed the pussy cat turned tail and fled through the cat flap. Mother Mouse turned to the trembling mouselings and smilingly chided.... "May that ever be a lesson to you all oh mouselings mine. Never, ever; underestimate the advantages of learning a second language". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 7, 2012 Mother mouse was so proud of her mouselings. Day by day they grew in strength and confidence. "The day is here O Mouselings mine" sang mother mouse.. "Follow me beyond the hole and into the lounge, where you may play and gambol beyond the confines of our tiny nest". Oh how the mouselings scampered and cavorted, beyond the hole, upon the warm carpet, within the lounge. And then A shadow, long of tail, pointy of ears and arched of back... Fell upon the mouselings. Who froze in terror. Mother Mouse beheld, as poised to pounce, a fierce pussy cat. Mad of eye and hungry of visage. Drawing herself up to her full height Mother Mouse glared into the wild eyes of the pussy cat and spake thus... "WOOF... WOOF...WOOF" Confused and alarmed the pussy cat turned tail and fled through the cat flap. Mother Mouse turned to the trembling mouselings and smilingly chided.... "May that ever be a lesson to you all oh mouselings mine. Never, ever; underestimate the advantages of learning a second language". That joke is offensive to cats. I demand an joke of equal proportions but weighted in favour of cats in order to address the balance. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 Speak not of that which may not be named. (squeak). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 7, 2012 Speak not of that which may not be named. (squeak). What can't be named ... tell me ... tell me now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 Can't I took a solemn oath. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 7, 2012 Can't I took a solemn oath. But I am a solemn oaf. So tell me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 No. I swore never to utter the word Cat in mixed company. No more shall I do so. With respect to the arcane misterie of Ye Old Order of Mouseists and my lodge associates, ones lips must, of necessity; remain forever sealed . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 7, 2012 Are you in mixed company ... you should stop that at once ... no telling what you might get up to. I agree the word Cat should not be uttered ... she might come and ban us all for ever ... the very thought scares me mouseless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 Not The Cat Any Cat Mouseists are an equal opportunity secret society Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerostao Posted December 7, 2012 There were never any mice Mice are dying. do mice truly ever live to begin with? and see above Some may say that mousey got his just desserts. mousey is not the mirror of mice, mickey mousey land is the simulacrum of usa in general, really, but i digress Prove it! I disagree that mice is all there is! hardly mice can be all there is,it is posit that there were never any mice MINCE! It's always been mince ever since 3 pages ago. It's written down!! we cannot trust the written word, too much time has elapsed between the original thought and the original corresponding utterence of sound this entire thread seems a bit dicey to me but i am in a poetic mood and micey dicey ricey but never licey or nicey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 Mice can have lice. Or is it the other way round? (Strokes beard) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
三江源 Posted December 7, 2012 I am a solemn oaf. This isnt a confessional thread. Its about MINCE. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 Face Palm (Blushes) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 (edited) Minced mouse is not uncommon chez nous. Emily cat will bring them in and oblige. My job to find and inter the poor things of a morning. One can always tell when there is one somewhere by Emily's rather smug expression. Edited December 7, 2012 by GrandmasterP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted December 7, 2012 This isnt a confessional thread. Its about MINCE. is this it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 7, 2012 That's where I have to park when the faculty car park is full. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
三江源 Posted December 7, 2012 yes, that's it.. NOT. that is a map. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
