Green Tiger Posted December 10, 2013 if you win an internet argument, what do you win? I think you win an internet 'cookie.' My computer seems to accumulate quite a lot of these. I must be really good at winning internet arguments! Yay! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
i am Posted December 10, 2013 Thanks No-one can win an internet argument (although there are lots of ways to lose one) : - (://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/mad-internet1.jpg?w=584) I like this. I had once seen a fake motivational poster comparing arguing on the Internet to running in the special Olympics, but it was very non-pc and just kind of not cool, though it made the point very clearly... This one is much less offensive. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gatito Posted December 11, 2013 Not one to put up at work though And forgive me if I've offended you, that was not my intent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
i am Posted December 11, 2013 No! Not offended at all. I'm just saying the special olympics one is offensive. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soaring crane Posted December 11, 2013 if you win an internet argument, what do you win? ... [/url] Very nicely put, thank you … 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Tiger Posted March 4, 2014 You can absorb yin chi ungrounded. Jim was confused, so was Kosta, the translators lied to them. Jim and Kosta lied to sell books, they were all made up bogus nonsense. You can do MCO and mo pai, Jim was confused and didn't understand what Chang told him. Jim and Kosta were taught different than the Chinese students. John's video is on youtube therefor it's made up, the scientists and medical doctors present were fake too. Got any more absurd BS to add to this list guys? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 4, 2014 Last night my neighbour visited to escape a 'girlie movie' his wife and daughters were watching . He is a drumming instructor and was telling met about a 'discussion' he had been having about the origin of a drum rhythm ... he returned to the discussion the next day to find out some people wanted to know where so-and-so lived so they could go around and bash them. I think we should have a competition to find the most insignificant thing people have argued about .... the argument must lead to, at least, threats of violence and home invasion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Tiger Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Last night my neighbour visited to escape a 'girlie movie' his wife and daughters were watching . He is a drumming instructor and was telling met about a 'discussion' he had been having about the origin of a drum rhythm ... he returned to the discussion the next day to find out some people wanted to know where so-and-so lived so they could go around and bash them. I think we should have a competition to find the most insignificant thing people have argued about .... the argument must lead to, at least, threats of violence and home invasion. Don't make me crawl under that log and rip your tail off, lizard man! Edited March 4, 2014 by Green Tiger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted March 4, 2014 I think we should have a competition to find the most insignificant thing people have argued about .... the argument must lead to, at least, threats of violence and home invasion. I don't think we should, how lame is that? What a meaningless topic. Why would you want to do that anyways. This is a discussion forum for Taoism not insignificantism... . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudHands Posted March 4, 2014 That's a great idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunder_Gooch Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) img=http://thememesfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/1911887_472121082913705_1194146690_n1.jpg I did win Green Tiger. Edited March 5, 2014 by Thunder_Gooch 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Tiger Posted March 5, 2014 I did win Green Tiger. No, no you didn't. But what the hell, I'm a generous guy; I'll give you a prize anyway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Dont be silly ... what good is that as a prize? Give him something useful Edited March 5, 2014 by Nungali 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Just ordered one of those nail unbenders. Wish I'd known they were on special... Edited March 5, 2014 by Brian 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 5, 2014 In order to win an internet arguement all one has to do is make a statement and then remain silent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 6, 2014 Just ordered one of those nail unbenders. Wish I'd known they were on special... Make sure you do it with the safety goggles on. And dont buy any thing else until you see this ! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted March 6, 2014 Make sure you do it with the safety goggles on. And dont buy any thing else until you see this ! Wow, I really want that garden hose / extension cord combo ...... for my neighbor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 6, 2014 I love that cordless hammer and manual chainsaw! I'm gonna' get me one of each!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Tiger Posted March 6, 2014 If you're going to yell angrily, do it in German. It's sooooo much funnier! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 6, 2014 Memory time! When I arrived in Germany for my first tour there of course, the first things I learned to say in German were vulgar comments. And you are right, vulgar German sounds just so vulgar. Ever sweet words sound vulgar. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, I have forgotten most of my German. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 6, 2014 Wow, I really want that garden hose / extension cord combo ...... for my neighbor. Make sure you connect it to 'some kind of gauge' to check the results. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Memory time! When I arrived in Germany for my first tour there of course, the first things I learned to say in German were vulgar comments. And you are right, vulgar German sounds just so vulgar. Ever sweet words sound vulgar. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, I have forgotten most of my German. My wife (ex) is German unfortunately we NEVER fought so I never got to hear that *. However my last GF was Latino and she would go off at me in Spanish .... ooooo ... I loved that ! * Its true NEVER had a fight ... our marriage was so barren of fighting we used to pretend to in the super market ... usually over something stupid like, if I bought the vegemite from this supermarket I would be loosing $0.17 (she would get all the adverts in the mail and compare and shop at 3 different supermarkets ... at the end of the day " HA! I save $12 on shopping.") ... so we would build up into an increasing argument about it until I would notice, all of a sudden other people would be stopped nearby ( pretending to be examining products, reading labels. etc ) until I would start yelling and turn on them and yell "That's right ... gather around to hear our marriage breaking up ! " ... and they would scatter ... then we would continue happily on to the next isle. However the Spanish one would just look at a piece of fruit, abuse it in Spanish for not being fresh and throw it at the wall ... " " Umm ... if you keep doing that they will call the police ." - looks at me evil like ... string of abuse at me in Spanish Edited March 6, 2014 by Nungali 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 6, 2014 Hehehe. Well, if you are hoping to win an arguement you best not argue with a Latino woman. You will either lose or wish you had lost. There. We are back on topic now. Kinda'. Hehehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
