ShenLung Posted December 19, 2012 I have in my posession a stick That has the most curious virtue; For anyone who is struck with it Will attain enlightenment. Sadly, there is a restriction: It will only perform this miracle upon one who seeks understanding; For everyone else, it is just a stick. When properly used, it is a great help to others but does nothing for myself Improperly employed it is abusive; beware of crazy men with sticks! For as long as I've held it I have never felt it's touch perhaps I do not want enlightenment Just to be lit up a bit BONK! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 19, 2012 We have this pass around 'schtick' at the ashram lodge where only the person holding the schtick can speak. Everyone else either listens or dozes off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OnPhourCoughee Posted December 20, 2012 Zzz... *Bonk* 0.0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan Posted December 20, 2012 Encore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites