Linguistic bad romance

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

Original text:

"Jonathon David Turner is Redundant Jovian Thor; Hot Nirvana Judo Trend, the Northern Avid Judo Ant."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Jupiter Qiaonasendaw, Ceres in the budget for concerns with hunger as p Van Turner say that nirvana."




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Edit: Add it:

Original text:

"Diehard Trojan Von Nut"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There is no horse Cheval River Noguera."

&it:

Original text:

"All Encompassing Infinitesimal Omnipresent Unit"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There are endless and all the boards."

Edited January 29, 2013 by Northern Avid Judo Ant

[Protector]

Applejack is best pony

...

Other sediments were small horses

 

wut

[Protector]

The Tao that can be spoken is not the eternal Tao
The name that can be named is not the eternal name
The nameless is the origin of Heaven and Earth
The named is the mother of myriad things
Thus, constantly without desire, one observes its essence
Constantly with desire, one observes its manifestations
These two emerge together but differ in name
The unity is said to be the mystery
Mystery of mysteries, the door to all wonders

 

35 misadventures later

 

I'm not sure you can call the Dao of heaven on the world laugh, and even a very famous name, I want to play.

 

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!