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how do unicorns do there magic? mlp fim

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So what are your theories on how they do magic? What do twilight sparkle and the other unicorns do?

 

 

chi? microcosmic orbit? yoga? needles?

 

Lets really define a practice for them.

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i think rarity uses some special system that costs thousands of dollars that wont ever accept you because they are better than commoners

 

...bitch.

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Probably friendship and kundalini, look at their horns

 

Now we need to figure out for Pinkie Pie does it

 

Pinkie Pie is an eldritch abomination from the edges of space and time.

 

If one saw deeply into her nature it would drive them mad.

 

I'm certain she knows the location of R'lyeh, and dances to the flute of Azathoth.

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They do say that a unicorn may only be led amongst men by a virgin. Hence we seldom see unicorns in public these days.

 

i've seen unicorns in mythology portrayed as pure, yes. But i have also seen mythology that portrays them as sexual power symbols

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The ugly truth:

rhinos_are_just_ugly_unicorns_by_Nekopie

 

 

But Love :wub: them anyway.

Plus there horns make a good aphrodisiac.

<Oh shut up. is there no end to your depravity?>

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Could somebody please fill me in here...unicorns? where, when, what? And I'm a virgin.

 

 

 

 

Obviously about rhinos

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yeah, maybe just another subtle changing of the singing and replacement of background characters by recoloring them to be more main-ish characters like they did with big mac. i just realized this threads point has long expired, but i don't care. Quick, post as many off topic pictures and songs of ponies as we can before the thread dies :D

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