The Taobums conspiracy to steal your spiritual energy

[Flolfolil]

Their plan is to give you the methods of energy cultivation. This is only step one

 

Step 2 - They plant argumentative people to draw users' attention to their boards at all hours of the day, waiting to reply to whatever argument is circulating

 

Step 3 - They collect the attention, and have a machine that converts all of our energy into the elixir of life

 

Step 4 - They sell this substance to the illuminati lizard people

 

Step 5 - ??????????

 

Step 6 - Profit.

 

i wont fall for your BS any longer! From now on i will not pay any attention to what is going on before replying to any and all threads, so as to not have my life force drained out of me

[xor]

:ph34r:

 

Hilarious.

[Jeff]

[Samurai Mountain man]

Flo got arround snorting a rainbow I'm sure. It open's your third eye and you end up seeing through the Reptilian's disguise.

[Flolfolil]

Flo got arround snorting a rainbow I'm sure. It open's your third eye and you end up seeing through the Reptilian's disguise.

 

the stuff i am taking will open up your 3rd, 4th and 5th eyes

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

wait:



4: sell it

5: ???

6: profit

that's DOUBLE profit! WTF!

[Flolfolil]

i can't believe it is actually butter

[Stosh]

_{"if you have positively identified an individual as a reptilian, it is more dangerous to confront them than to leave them be. i will explain why in a future entry. in general, do not confront anyone you know or even suspect to be a reptilian. furthermore, if you identify an individual and are found to be incorrect, you have spread disinformation and damaged our credibility. hold your cards close to your chest and focus more on spreading correct information and establishing credibility than going on crusades to out your congressman as a reptilian."}

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

Stosh is a reptilian it makes SO much sense now!

[Stosh]

That explains some things

 

"musical tastes. there are many similarities between human and reptilian physiology. however, the part of the brain that governs “music,” the perception of sounds as recognizable patterns, is absent in the reptilian brain. reptilians still hear the same music we do, but their brain interprets it as noise. because music is universal in humanity, reptilians simply cannot say they “don’t” listen to music. instead they adopt the “tastes” that they are expected to. if a person has “bad” taste in music, consuming a combination of music that is trendy at the time in combination with “popular” “old” music like rock bands and the beatles, the possibility they may be reptilian is high."

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

it's Donkey Kong Country dude.


Humans are the Kongs, and our government has been infiltrated by the Kremlings, in a bid to steal our Bananas!


No, i am actually serious, DKC is an exemplification of all this silliness.

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

Bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas, bananas!

All your bananas belong to me!
Hear that Kremling fruit decree!
Find them all where they may be!
Shake that tall banana tree!

Donkey Kong now lies in chains;
I hoist him up by my big crane!
HE'LL be the bait for my trap,
let's see him try to fling his crap!

I tried this shit now once before!
Woke up face first on the floor!
Now i have a better plan;
To catch this apish monkey clan!

Tasty yellow golden jewels,
should not belong to apish fools!
Foreward march! Bring us glory!
Steal their fruit! Further the story!


Yum yum yum! Potassium!
Yum yum yum! Potassium!
Yum yum yum! Potassium!
Yum yum yum! Potassium!



All my life i've been denied as kremling rage seethes inside!
This. Is. My. Lair. On. Scales. I. Swear.
Any Kong who ventures near, to rescue this one held so dear:
Dies, by, my, hand! This. Is. My. Land!

Krow, Kleever, Kudgel, Sting! Kreepy Krow, Kerozene! Fallen are my underlings, my faith in you all for nothing!!!
Here. Now. I lie in wait;
as Diddy Kong nears the gate:
Minions failed, Lair assailed, Heads impaled, PLAN DERAILED!



LOCKED IN BATTLE SO SURREAL
SHOOTING OFF MY BALLS OF STEEL
I STOMP THE GROUND WITH SUCH A FORCE
STEEL MYSELF FROM ALL REMORSE

DIDDY KONG HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT
BITCH THATS WHAT IM TALKIN' 'BOUT
DIXIE KONG NOW CHARGES FORTH
I TAKE HER OUT LIKE PETER NORTH

SMACK HER UP
SWING AGAIN
C'MERE BITCH! SHORYUKEN!



Wait, whats this? It's getting dark... Where'd i get this big red mark?
Bopped me on my big red nose, assailed by tiny monkey blows.


Done, done, done, done, I am done.
Won, won, won, won, they have won.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, I had fun.
Run, run, run, run, TIME TO RUN!!

Edited May 1, 2013 by Northern Avid Judo Ant

[Samurai Mountain man]

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