Mudfoot Posted June 11, 2013 Hello bartender, Can I have a large Weston cider please? Is there a table available in a quiet corner? Over there, good, thank you very much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BananaMonkey Posted June 11, 2013 Man, it's smoky in here today... But the music is great, I love disco! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mudfoot Posted June 11, 2013 That's great, stranger. For me, I'm hanging here just in case a dude from a taiji-discussion will show up, for one of these chatts that really doesn't fit in anywhere else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Everything Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) *Raises head to peek in quiet corner* *Eyes enlarge, pupils expand* *Jaw drops on floor* Bartender: "I don't think we could process enough orders to fit that appetite, sir!" *picks up jaw* Uhm... Uhm... I was just suprised to see a Tao Master in here, that's all! Do me a hot choco, with whippcream and sprinkles! And give me one of those yellow hot choco cups with pink teddy bears, n elephants and rabbits on them n stuff! You know! *Bartender goes on knees and places the knife on a handcloth carefully layed out before him in preperation to restore his honor* Edited June 11, 2013 by Everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BananaMonkey Posted June 11, 2013 And suddenly, out of fcuking nowhere, it's David Hasselhoff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xor Posted June 11, 2013 And suddenly, out of fcuking nowhere, it's David Hasselhoff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Everything Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) And suddenly, out of fcuking nowhere, it's David Hasselhoff!I want yor boots, yor jacket and yor sunglasses... Quick, give it to me NAOW! I'm late for Abedaah!! Quick, Hurry! Get DAOWN!! Give me yourrr boots! Who is your daddy and what does he do? Thank you for dees boots! Get to the choppaaah!!! ...I'll be back *David Hasselhoff is in love* Edited June 12, 2013 by Everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BananaMonkey Posted June 12, 2013 You know, some people say cucumbers are tastier when they're pickled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
