Pony religion?

[mewtwo]

So on some other site someone is trying to make a spoof religion based around my little pony and so far it is very christainy. Anyone wana post some buddhist/taoist ponified quotes? like for example something like

 

The elements of harmony are not outside of oneself they are inside to look for them outside is like a beggar looking for a treasure hidden in his own breast.

[Marblehead]

The one who thinks he does not know his pony is profound, the one who thinks he knows his pony is shallow. The former deals with the inner reality, knowing that the pony is unknowable, the latter with her beautiful appearance.

[Flolfolil]

inb4 move to Offtopic

[skydog]

Once upon a time there was a pony who was asleep

He woke up but was also asleep

dreaming that he was awake but asleep

Awakening he knew he was the whole universe at this moment

He carried on with his life, you know carrying water, chopping wood

Also following his heart and starting a business with golf and tree houses

Eventually he met a pretty pony

Called Urculess

Who realised that she could entice

him with but just a wipp of her voice

She kept trying but as pony was more interested in his own body than smothering her body with horse semen all the time

She failed

But the one day

Pony got the idea that he was the leader in the relationship and wore the trousers

So he went to the shop

and bought some trousers

He accidentally got some paint on them, but decided to make the rest of his trousers match symmetrically

Then decided it didnt work

But then decided to get some new trousers again

The trousers were cool and made of liquorice

Which he used as his trick to seduce Urculess and ravage her hoofs in lustful romance

He banged her hoofs making sweet love and nine months later

another pony came out

All the ponys danced in a circle

worshipping the joy of now

[林愛偉]

Om Mani Pony Hum

 

Namo All Poddhies, Bodhiponies, Pratyeka-ponies, Ponyhats, and Pony-Dharma protectors of the Ten Ponirections!

Pure Land of Ultimate-Poni-ness

 

Transformation Pony at the Top of the Crown

 

Our Pony, who art in Poniven, cuteness be thy name.

Thy pony come, Pony-will be done.

In Pony-Land, as it is in Poniven.

 

Give us this pony, our fluffy friend,

and let it be pretty, as we make ourselves fluffy and cute,

and lead us not into un-poni-ness,

but transform us into ultimate pony-cuteness.

 

For the pony, its fluff and cuteness are yours forever.

 

Pon-Men

Edited June 14, 2013 by 林愛偉

[林愛偉]

Who was this pony before I was born?

 

One who hears the Pony-cries of the world

[Protector]

So this one time there was this zen dude who was dreaming that he was a pony

He wakes up all like, "AAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Other dude walks up to him like, "The hell us wrong wit chu?"

And he like, "If I can dream I'm a pony then can a pony dream that it's a brony?"

[林愛偉]

Once there was a Chony Master (Pony Chan Master). He would always point his tail upwards, and all the other ponies would

become pony-lightened. One day a young pony decided he wanted to be just like the Chony Master, and so he too would walk in the streets, look at the other ponies and point his tail upwards. Every other pony thought this little one was pony-lightened too, and he walked around feeling good and high.

Then one day the young little pony came across the Chony Master. He pointed his tail upwards and the Chony Master chopped off the little one's tail. It was at that moment that the little pony became truly pony-lightened.

[skydog]

Pony...Pony

Edited June 14, 2013 by skydog

[Flolfolil]

He would always point his tail upwards

oh my...

[skydog]

lol

Edited June 15, 2013 by skydog

[Marblehead]

Ride Pony, Ride!