Songtsan Posted July 30, 2013 A knife made out of synthetic diamond that has a synthetic ruby laser (or whatever gem that creates the most intense heat with charge + electronics) in the handle with a huge burst of power that can be activated when needed to shoot the laser from the knife.  lol  This is no teen dream  the technology exists nowadays to create such a weapon. You may ask why i want to create new weapons - I want to destroy old weapons. No guns! We should become sword/knife/staff/etc. masters! Outlaw guns, only use hand weapons..  Crazy stuff. Not talking about killing people, but instead re-shape military to become less explosive and more ninja-like. Less people will die in wars if everyone adopts my philosophy.  Also, people will become healthier and more skilled in ninjitsu/gongfu/etc. and we will all be cooler people....  It will never happen unless I am elected as the World President..  Vote for me! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan Posted July 30, 2013 Less people will die in wars if everyone adopts my philosophy. Said every world leader who sent hundreds, thousands, or millions to their deaths in wars. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted July 30, 2013 Yeah, using guns or anything more powerful allows killing others very impersonal. Back to the swords and spears - hand to hand combat. And if wars are conducted it must be the leaders and their administration who must lead their people into battle. No more sitting back and watching the people you are supposed to be protecting die while you enjoy yourself in safety. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esteam'd Punk Posted July 30, 2013 Ninjutsu in the old days was soooooooo bad ass. Now it sucks because it's such an ancient art and people screwed it up. The ninja were said to be so awesome that some ppl believed they weren't human. Ninjutsu was reserved for certain ppl but nowadays any bum can walk into a bujinkan no dojo and learn for the right fee. But I think only Americans do that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esteam'd Punk Posted July 30, 2013 I want a naginata that can shoot out electricity, or baby turtles. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Basher Posted July 30, 2013 IMHO - Real Ninjas wear Dark Blue, anyone in Black is a Fake !!!  Oops   (Note to Mods, these should be in dark blue !!) LOL 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esteam'd Punk Posted July 30, 2013 IMHO - Real Ninjas wear Dark Blue, anyone in Black is a Fake !!!  Oops   (Note to Mods, these should be in dark blue !!) LOL Bwahahaha I've been told that the popular ninja outfit is actually started in kabuki. The real ninjas were sometimes mistaken for samurai, very elegant samurai Oh and most ninja wore dark blue or white. They didn't really sneak around on rooftops like they do now. They were aloof conversationalists. Therefore I'm sure Barack Oh-bomb-us is a ninja. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan Posted July 30, 2013 Obama is too incompetent to be a true ninja. if anything, he's a dummy, a decoy. but then, all presidents are, only an idiot would seek such a position of distinguishment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) Nah, knives and such are too messy. I'm thinking old school, the best weapon is probably gas. Â I'm thinking laughing gas, both en masse and in personal hand grenades. There'd still be clean up of small yellow puddles, but it'd be easier to get out of the carpeting then red ones. Â Â <or maybe every gun should shoot both ways when the triggers pulled> Edited July 30, 2013 by thelerner 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) the fact alone that y'all can discuss like this so second handedly suggests something deeply concerning of your own life experiences...and this is, what, normal... Edited July 30, 2013 by Northern Avid Judo Ant 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Songtsan Posted July 30, 2013 you guys are all killing me softly with your words lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esteam'd Punk Posted July 31, 2013 you guys are all killing me softly with your words lol Nope. That's just your meds kicking in. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites