chegg Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) . Edited March 28, 2015 by chegg 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 17, 2013 I just had that training about half an hour ago, for an hour (over chat).. it was rough, really rough. Though I wouldn't call the person a troll (though TTBs would lol), but wow. Â I did a continual invocation of the divine light to get through it. They trained me well... Â I think I need to go watch TV and eat chocolate now or something... Â I'd be happy to be the troll for anyone who wishes... I've done my time this week on the other end... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 17, 2013 Or take the ULTIMATE test and become a steward or mod! <grin> 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wells Posted December 17, 2013 I just realized what an awesome spiritual transformator I am!!! Subconsciously, I help the people around me all the time to gain control over their egos! Wow! Â Â Uhm, wait... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 17, 2013 I just realized what an awesome spiritual transformator I am!!! Subconsciously, I help the people around me all the time to gain control over their egos! Wow! Â Â Uhm, wait... Â I'm kinda feeling really left out here Dorian, you have always treated me with the most respect, onboard and off, as well as always been really nice to me.... Â . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) . Edited March 28, 2015 by chegg 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wells Posted December 17, 2013 I'm kinda feeling really left out here Dorian, you have always treated me with the most respect, onboard and off, as well as always been really nice to me.... Â . Â Â Â Â Â 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mal Posted December 17, 2013 All those in favor of playing the apprentice say "I".........(complete silence) I think most of the people here get a lot of practice at this one. Â All those in favor of playing the tyrant say "I".........(crowd roars)..."I" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) . Edited March 28, 2015 by chegg 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) You read that other thread didn't you? Â Tyrant: Well go calm yourself in your crystal cave. Light a candle, stick it where it fits and say Om while you do it. Hang a few stars, stick a few deity pictures on the wall and burn some incense. Take some herbs, rub some oil on your retarded head, do some ku-f'n-ching, cross your legs around your neck, breath in some air through your backside and get your answers that way, while the rest of the world rots and you don't give a stuff. Edited December 18, 2013 by BaguaKicksAss 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 18, 2013 ROFL Â I didn't realize you had read my old posts on other forums?! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Posted December 18, 2013 <snip> (moderator finally kicks in - always late as usual, but throws a little spanner in the works for the trainee)  Monty-Brian: Could you please refrain from your aggressive dialogue.......Mr. Trainee. That stuff is frowned upon by the rest of the members here. If you continue, I'LL BAN YOUR ACCOUNT FOR THE NEXT 600 YEARS !!! </snip>  I resemble that remark!    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Pzohbv7bw&feature=player_detailpage#t=183s   2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BaguaKicksAss Posted December 18, 2013 I have not told a single person to shove their candle.. oh nm.. . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BaguaKicksAss Posted December 18, 2013 Or if this thread isn't testing everyone enough checkout that one over there asking if people react differently to your energy when you cultivate.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) . Edited March 28, 2015 by chegg 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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