Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) ... I see now those photos were stolen from my web archive! That's my lightning bolt! Those photographs constitute important historical documentation of my Ascension on 11/11/11! ... Edited December 19, 2013 by Captain Mar-Vell 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mal Posted December 19, 2013 ... I see now those photos were stolen from my web archive! That's my lightning bolt! Those photographs constitute important historical documentation of my Ascension on 11/11/11! ... You are obviously mistaken because that photo is an actual genuine practice photo capturing the WHITE LIGHTNing method communicating with the ascended masters! By even showing you that photo I am sharing too much. Don’t guess, don’t look to cheaper methods, buy WHITE LIGHTNing now. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 ... East Mountain Walks on Water. ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 19, 2013 The white lightening folks are bullshit. They are a fake group with no chartable lineage and sell fake products. Instead order my book today "white lighteningers only scratch the surface" and it will teach you how to really do qigong! Also for TTBs members only, I offer my book for HALF the price of the white lighteninger retards! And a very special offer, if you live in AUSTRALIA we give in person transmissions while sitting in a coffee shop! >==>Actual practice photo<== ½ price is ½ as good, who wants cheap ascension! Thousands die each year without the protection of my secret lineage transmission. Dont be one of them. There is only one WHITE LIGHTNing Noob! One?! Only one? Newbies shouldn't be teaching! Do you even practice? Our lineage comes from the Yellow Emperor himself who taught my teacher's teacher's teacher how to create lightening. Why would you limit yourself to *one* or to only *white*? How in the hell do you expect to build your rainbow body unless you have rainbow lightening?! *sigh* you just don't understand the real teachings of the ten no one has ever heard of newfangled immortals! This was our training class last week: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 ... I gonna kick trainee's ass to heaven an' back. Besides, my teaching is free! Yay! Free! The best in the f**kin' Cosmos! Just PM me! Start your lessons today by reading my poems and studying my blog see sig link below! You know it makes sense! Absolutely invaluable preparation for the shift. And remember. Shift happens! And the Shift just hit The Fan! ha ha ha So far my teachings are free.... They won't be forever.. 110% Crazy Wisdom Teachings! Knock Chogyam Trungpa into Cocked Hat! Ha ha ha! I Great Sage Equal of Heaven! ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 ... Why would you limit yourself to *one* or to only *white*? How in the hell do you expect to build your rainbow body unless you have rainbow lightening?! *sigh* you just don't understand the real teachings of the ten no one has ever heard of newfangled immortals! Amen, Sister! ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) . Edited March 28, 2015 by chegg 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mal Posted December 19, 2013 I see I have arrived just in time to teach WHITE LIGHTNing the direct path. It is clear that these teachers do not have my secret lineage transmission or the hidden secrets to choosing the correct power location. and are instead offering 1/2 price or free systems. It is said The One gave birth to Two. The Two gave birth to Three. The Three gave birth to the Myriad things. Do not be trapped in the illusion of multiplicity. You want the original, the only, WHITE LIGHTNing 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) ... Ego f**kin' control. I'm diggin' it man. You asked for it dear hamster dear dear hamster. I love hamsters! And guinea pigs! Do you remember Tales from the Riverbank? : sweet airs of Loreena McKennitt fill the air (http://halcyonhierophant.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/heal-dark-crystal.html) : visions of a swirling dervish like figure, clad in a blue robe, fill your mind. He hums and chants and shakes the multi-coloured bangles that he wears on his wrists in time to the music. ... Edited December 19, 2013 by Captain Mar-Vell 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mal Posted December 19, 2013 [channeled post] I took you white lightning class.....and look what you did to me [/channeled post] Look! The testimonials flood in as to the power of WHITE LIGHTNing 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 19, 2013 [channeled post] I bought into your WHITE LIGHTNing .....and look what you did to me No more Blessings of electrical safety for you ! [/channeled post] Yeah no one remembers the clench your anus part, ever... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 19, 2013 Yeah we had a slight misshap last week too... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Posted December 19, 2013 Some is above-board (http://www.troyandsons.com/) and some is not (http://abcnews.go.com/US/north-carolina-moonshine-raid-puts-decades-operation-business/story?id=13985266) What the WHITE LIGHTNingTM school is neglecting to mention, though, is a photo of the all-important magical staff, various models sold separately: 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) ... I am become the Lightning Rod. The Strange Attractor. And besides, I already have a staff. Several, actually. ... Edited December 19, 2013 by Captain Mar-Vell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 ... Holy mother that lightning is coming down right outside now. ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) ROFL, Someone please pit this thread before I die of simultaneous laughter/paranoia. No seriously, I couldn't sleep half the night. Kept getting the giggles. The family thought I went a bit 'over the edge'. Then a slight paranoia would set in..."what if I offended someone with my tyrant examples ? ".. Then I'd get flashes of lightning. Then I'd burst out laughing again. ROFL, ROFL. Blessings of Humor :wub: :wub: Edited December 19, 2013 by chegg 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 ... No seriously, I couldn't sleep half the night. Kept getting the giggles. The family thought I went a bit 'over the edge'. Only a bit? I'm here to push you all the way over, man. Go consider Tarot Card 0 The Fool. And ponder the riddle of Agnososia. You'll never get it. It is a question of belief. And Will. ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 19, 2013 ... Only a bit? I'm here to push you all the way over, man. Go consider Tarot Card 0 The Fool. And ponder the riddle of Agnososia. You'll never get it. It is a question of belief. And Will. ... What is "Agnososia" ? Cant find much on google. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) found this: "Some people have trouble realizing they are ill, this is called agnososia and it means you are so sick you don't realize you are sick." which reminded me of this: "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."- Jiddu Krishnamurti Blessings of Better Health :wub: :wub: :wub: Edited December 19, 2013 by chegg 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) ... Well done! You have achieved level 1 chegg! But the Riddle of the Fool has more than 1 level. Keep trying. ... Edited December 19, 2013 by Captain Mar-Vell 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) / chegg goes away and ponders the next riddle.... edit: Ponders over to Wiki: The Fool is the spirit in search of experience. He represents the mystical cleverness bereft of reason within us, the childlike ability to tune into the inner workings of the world. The sun shining behind him represents the divine nature of the Fool's wisdom and exuberance, holy madness or 'crazy wisdom'. On his back are all the possessions he might need. In his hand there is a flower, showing his appreciation of beauty. He is frequently accompanied by a dog, sometimes seen as his animal desires, sometimes as the call of the "real world", nipping at his heels and distracting him. He is seemingly oblivious that he is walking toward a precipice, apparently about to step off. One of the keys to the card is the paradigm of the precipice, Zero and the sometimes represented oblivious Fool's near-step into the oblivion (The Void) of the jaws of a crocodile, for example, are all mutually informing polysemy within evocations of the iconography of The Fool. The staff is the offset and complement to the void and this in many traditions represents wisdom and renunciation, e.g. 'danda' (Sanskrit) of a Sanyassin, 'danda' (Sanskrit) is also a punctuation mark with the function analogous to a 'full-stop' which is appropriately termed a period in American English. The Fool is both the beginning and the end, neither and otherwise, betwixt and between, liminal. Edited December 19, 2013 by chegg 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 19, 2013 I don't feel this thread is challenging enough at all, please come join us over at: http://thetaobums.com/topic/33008-its-another-mopai-off-topic-thread-newagers-too/ for a full out ego challenge . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) I don't feel this thread is challenging enough at all, please come join us over at: http://thetaobums.com/topic/33008-its-another-mopai-off-topic-thread-newagers-too/ for a full out ego challenge . I changed this thread's description to "entertainment purposes only" somewhere along the time line edit: Well, I just went over there and read the thread. Its like the king of flames wars. A big petty tyrant scenario for sure. Bless you. :wub: Edited December 19, 2013 by chegg 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chegg Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) I changed this thread's description to "entertainment purposes only" somewhere along the time line Bless you. :wub: If you argue in public -----> you will likely end up looking like a fool. (But even that has its benefits.) Blessings of humility :wub: :wub: :wub: Edited December 20, 2013 by chegg 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
