SonOfTheGods Posted December 20, 2013 Canadian Cultivators Stay Away! On Dec. 20 the Supreme Court of Canada unanimously struck down three of the country’s key anti-prostitution laws, declaring them to be unconstitutional, disproportionate and overly broad. The recently nixed laws prohibited living on the avails of prostitution, street soliciting, and keeping a brothel. Read more: http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/montrealers-react-to-scc-ruling-on-anti-prostitution-laws-1.1602313#ixzz2o3OiAeqz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeran Posted December 21, 2013 Good for them. I always found the idea of making consensual sex illegal a tad absurd. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 21, 2013 Tourism should increase here soon.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted December 21, 2013 ... I'm manfully resisting making any sort of comment at all. Just like I'm resisting the urge to buy that plane ticket. ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted December 23, 2013 Tourism should increase here soon.... ..now there's a reason to go to Canada. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 23, 2013 Usually people come here for the poutine... but sure.... lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted December 23, 2013 Which poutine ?, the fat women , or the popular gravy fries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SonOfTheGods Posted December 23, 2013 Usually people come here for the poutine... but sure.... lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 23, 2013 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralis Posted December 23, 2013 Why fly to Canada when there are legal brothels in Nevada. Plus, there is plenty of gaming! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmonious Emptiness Posted December 23, 2013 Poutine is Quebec's contribution to alternative mental-health remedies. Psychiatrists are starting to question their validity when their former patients simply drown themselves in a large plate of poutine instead of paying $1000s of dollars for their questionable advice. So you can come down for the hookers, and then drown your sorrows in poutine when you realize how pathetic you are for coming all the way to Canada to pay for someone allow you to come anywhere near them. The gravy and cheese curds have a combined energetic effect on sorrowful frequencies which causes them to be absorbed and then neutralized in the cheese curd-and-gravy compound which is later excreted. This has replaced the once popular practice of confessing to a Catholic priest, and is gaining popularity by American's travelling to Canada for it's affordable medicine. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 23, 2013 Poutine is Quebec's contribution to alternative mental-health remedies. Psychiatrists are starting to question their validity when their former patients simply drown themselves in a large plate of poutine instead of paying $1000s of dollars for their questionable advice. So you can come down for the hookers, and then drown your sorrows in poutine when you realize how pathetic you are for coming all the way to Canada to pay for someone allow you to come anywhere near them. The gravy and cheese curds have a combined energetic effect on sorrowful frequencies which causes them to be absorbed and then neutralized in the cheese curd-and-gravy compound which is later excreted. This has replaced the once popular practice of confessing to a Catholic priest, and is gaining popularity by American's travelling to Canada for it's affordable medicine. So *that's* why Canadians smile more! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) Why fly to Canada when there are legal brothels in Nevada. Plus, there is plenty of gaming! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada We have better hiking here. Also during certain years the exchange rate might help a bit lol. Edited December 23, 2013 by BaguaKicksAss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Tiger Posted December 23, 2013 We have better hiking here. Also during certain years the exchange rate might help a bit lol. Don't some places also have legal weed? Canada is becoming a wretched hive of scum and villainy . . . and cheese curds and gravy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 23, 2013 Don't some places also have legal weed? Canada is becoming a wretched hive of scum and villainy . . . and cheese curds and gravy. The weed is pretty much legal, not as much as WA and CO though. The sales of black market poutine has really been causing trouble in some of our inner cities though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stosh Posted December 23, 2013 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine Same article The pejorative meaning "fat person" of poutine (used especially in speaking of a woman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Tiger Posted December 24, 2013 The weed is pretty much legal, not as much as WA and CO though. The sales of black market poutine has really been causing trouble in some of our inner cities though. If I lived there, I would open a brothel where you could have a woman (or man, I'm an equal opportunity employer), a smoke, and some delicious poutine. It would be called Ass, Grass, and Gravy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralis Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) Does this ruling address licensing and testing for STD's? I am all for making the profession legal but there must be protections for public health. Nevada law requires that all women working in brothels be tested once a week for STD's. There has never been one case of HIV in Nevada brothels. However, in Las Vegas, where brothels are illegal, there are many prostitutes with HIV. Last count was somewhere between 300-400. Edited December 24, 2013 by ralis 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmonious Emptiness Posted December 24, 2013 Don't some places also have legal weed? Canada is becoming a wretched hive of scum and villainy . . . and cheese curds and gravy. Yeah, how dare they allow adequate protection to women at risk - it's like they want people to be safe no matter how messed up they are. Don't they know society is about letting the poor get trampled on, and the only way to help someone is to let them die from lack of means and resources? All they have to do is look at the rest of the world to see how well this improves things. Legal weed? And take money away from the huge industry that pretends to fight weed? That would destroy that sector of the economy - although there's no actual turn around on their dollars spent since its all paid by the tax payers and has no profit to it whatsoever, while never stopping the situation or allowing balanced education regarding the issue, and making people think that cocain isn't any worse than marijuana (which they've already done, so hey, why not?). (yeah, I know you're not really against it -- just felt like sayin') 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted December 24, 2013 Does this ruling address licensing and testing for STD's? I am all for making the profession legal but there must be protections for public health. Nevada law requires that all women working in brothels be tested once a week for STD's. There has never been one case of HIV in Nevada brothels. However, in Las Vegas, where brothels are illegal, there are many prostitutes with HIV. Last count was somewhere between 300-400. Where I live anyways, it's never really been illegal. (I'm in Vancouver) Basically it's illegal to talk about sex in public. So the lady (or guy) gets in the car with the customer, now it's private and they can talk biz. Also when phoning a brothel, that is public, so they carefully word things. But it's never been slowed down. From what I understand they are still figuring out the laws around it. I think it would be very difficult to test all the local streetworkers in Vancouver... very difficult, especially in skid row. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
