EPIC SPLIT

[Wells]

EPIC SPLIT

 

Van Damme version:

 

 

 

 

 

Chuck Norris version:

 

 

 

 

[Marblehead]

That's not fair, Chuckie cheated.

[Wells]

That's not fair, Chuckie cheated.

 

How? By being Chuck Norris?

[Marblehead]

How? By being Chuck Norris?

By using Photoshop. (Actually, a pretty good video editting program.) Van Damme's could have been real.

[Wells]

By using Photoshop. (Actually, a pretty good video editting program.) Van Damme's could have been real.

 

No way! Chuck's video is 100% real!

He is the only person on earth who ever achieved Level 73!

Edited December 23, 2013 by Dorian Black

[h.uriahr]

Van Damme is BOSS!!!

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/11/15/how-volvo-created-the-jean-claude-van-damme-video/

 

REAL video REAL stunt!

[Marblehead]

No way! Chuck's video is 100% real!

He is the only person on earth who ever achieved Level 73!

Hehehe. I admire the man. No question about that. But hey!, we all know that my imagination doesn't work well.

[Wells]

Hehehe. I admire the man. No question about that. But hey!, we all know that my imagination doesn't work well.

 

Here is the proof of his ability to absorb extreme mechanical force and therefore of his mastery of yin chi and therefore of his yinyanggong:

 

 

 

 

Chuck Norris Level 73 OMNIKNOWLEDGE & OMNIPRESENCE powers:

 

Edited December 23, 2013 by Dorian Black

[Marblehead]

Okay, I give up. You win. Chuckie is the Man!

 

I actually enjoyed watching "Texas Rangers" until he got deep into Indian (NA) mysticism.

 

But I still enjoy watching his early movies. Very little theatrics in those.

[Wells]

After Chuck Norris visited John Chang to teach him american Nei Kung, Chuck took the time to demonstrate in the INDONESIAN tv several of his Level 73 super-powers including full levitation (in full lotus), macrotelekinesis, direct manifestation of matter, weather-manipulation etc.!!!

Conclusion of the indonesian tv guys at 0:22 : "This is the real superhuman."

 

Edited December 23, 2013 by Dorian Black

[Marblehead]

"A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do." - Chuck Norris

[Aetherous]

There are some things you guys need to know about this topic...

1. Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
2. Thou shalt not kill. Chuck Norris exists for this purpose.
3. Math was invented by Chuck Norris as a body-count system.
4. Chuck Norris's belly button is actually a power outlet.
5. In the beginning, Chuck Norris told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
6. Gravity is the scientific term for the attractive force of Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee, who was in turn trained by a time traveling Chuck Norris thus completing the circle.
8. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
9. Chuck Norris thinks of the Laws of Physics as 'friendly suggestions.

Just thought you should be aware.

[Aetherous]

(warning: violence in the following movie clip)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW0cchQw_F4

Edited December 24, 2013 by turtle shell

[Marblehead]

Just thought you should be aware.

I thought about going that way but decided on the quote instead.

 

There really are a lot of Chuck Norris fans.

[Marblehead]

(warning: violence in the following movie clip)

 

 

I watched a Jason movie last night, "Safe". Almost beat Chuck's highest body count.

[h.uriahr]

Chuck was my best student. He still has a lot to learn though

[Wells]

[Wells]

Van Damme < Chuck Norris < ???

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 13, 2014 by Dorian Black

[Marblehead]

Yeah, I said I liked it but it wasn't fair at all.