DON'T DO IT, when your penis says yes

[Everything]

I remember ever since I was 12, after I ejaculate, whatever I wanted to do seems like the most idiotic thing ever. So I told myself, don't do it. Never do it. You know, that thinf you wanna do when you're horny. Don't make decisions when you're horny!

 

Lately, I've been horny and in my dreams somehow I find it normal and just to put 12 million dollar worth of money in my pocket from someone else. Eventually, I gave it back, but I lied and kept secret that I wanted to steal it. Why does being horny make me evil like that? I become merciless. Towards myself and others.

 

Still right now I'm wondering, was it better to keep the 12 milion dollar and seduce the family their hot daughter or give it back and just be myself instead. However. All I feel, when I compare, is: FCK HER RIGHT NOW!! I hate being horny.

 

The most annoying thing is: what if I'm in a situation where I can't just publicly relief my horny ness, I'll be like: DUHHHHHH, stupid..... Wtf do I do now? Oh, wait, I can't make decisions right now

 

I'm fcked

 

I know allot of men get stupid and retarded when they're horny... Wait a minute... The same with hunger!

 

I remember being emotionaly despaired, not eating food for month's, my body became very efficient. I felt so free! Knowing I can do whatever I need to do, not needing any food. You know how freeing that feels? It's one of the things that got me out of despair. When you don't need food anymore and you're never hungry, hunger has not the slightest of grip on you, your body is super efficient and your life reflects that. You literally live a 100% meaningful life. You literally feel what you need to do and what needs no doing. Even in thoughts. Some thoughts are not worth thinking! When I'm efficient, I'm having fun with all I do and think. Not on purpose, automaticly even!

 

Life's a paradox. I don't wanna live, I stop eating, life begins... When you no longer depend on food, earth is your home, your playground, your bed, your backyard, your front yard, it is nourishing, inspiring, challenging, adventurously inviting, beautiful, etc. Then doctors come into vision and say I have to eat like a pig, excessively excersize to desentisize myself to pig behaviour and then become a healthy sex addict like the rest of the world.

 

We live upsidedown or what?

Edited February 17, 2014 by Everything

[Everything]

*Delete*

 

Reason: Double post

Edited February 17, 2014 by Everything

[Nungali]

Just wait a bit until you get older and go through man-o-pause* ... its a lot less complicated then.

 

* You will know when it starts ... its first indications are a rising sensation, first felt in the genitals; its the brain slowly rising to its rightful place - in the cranium.

[Unseen_Abilities]

I like EFT for this kind of thing.

[exorcist_1699]

One of the achievement of Taoist alchemy is the identification of the existence of a divided self ( note: nothing to do with the Western medical term 'schizophrenia' ) inside us :

 

One exists on the top , one seemingly hides below us , likely somewhere in the abdomen region , and the fight of them against each other...; the existence of such a divided self is undeniable just by seeing how many times guys regret of having done their ejaculation, but then keep repeating their mistakes... In fact, the more the jing we accumulate , the stronger the bottom self grow , making the further accumulation of jing more difficult....

How Xing ( ' 性 ' , the spiritual Nature /Self ) assimilate the ' desirous self ' ( ' 情 ' ) , in Chinese , the term so-called "以性攝情" , is never a simple issue , but something life-and-death . It is also one of the critical issues hardly can we solve it ourselves , no matter how clever we are, but require some keys from others...

Edited February 18, 2014 by exorcist_1699

[ThisLife]

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You have a penis that can say, "Yes" ???

 

If I were you I'd try to extend its vocabulary just a bit, as there's a serious market for his kind of curiosity amongst the moneyed kinky class, (Especially the under 14's). There's loads of penis extender kits available on the internet. I understand they pop up every time you visit a pornography site.

 

There's no need to thank me for my helpful free advice. I feel it's the least I can do to repay you, and all the others like yourself, who come here to share their fascination with their penis on public forums.

 

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Edited February 17, 2014 by ThisLife

[Everything]

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You have a penis that can say, "Yes" ???

 

If I were you I'd try to extend its vocabulary just a bit, as there's a serious market for his kind of curiosity amongst the moneyed kinky class, (Especially the under 14's). There's loads of penis extender kits available on the internet. I understand they pop up every time you visit a pornography site.

 

There's no need to thank me for my helpful free advice. I feel it's the least I can do to repay you, and all the others like yourself, who come here to share their fascination with their penis on public forums.

 

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Hahaha, you are joking right? I'd never in hell write about my penis. I can't change the title, it was just a quick dumb mindless temporary joke between me and myself. I accidently pressed submit topic, unintended I assume. Who knows, maybe I was horny when I made this topic.

 

Anyways, when I was 12, I was way more fascinated by women then penis. Perhaps that's why I never developed a proper control over my penis, if there even is such a thing.

Edited February 28, 2014 by Everything

[Everything]

Just wait a bit until you get older and go through man-o-pause* ... its a lot less complicated then.

 

* You will know when it starts ... its first indications are a rising sensation, first felt in the genitals; its the brain slowly rising to its rightful place - in the cranium.

 

It's funny you say that. I was thinking more in terms like: The heart rises from the genitals into its rightful place, the center of your being. And all things fall into accord with that.

[Wells]

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You have a penis that can say, "Yes" ???

 

 

 

 

 

[Everything]

One of the achievement of Taoist alchemy is the identification of the existence of a divided self ( note: nothing to do with the Western medical term 'schizophrenia' ) inside us :

 

One exists on the top , one seemingly hides below us , likely somewhere in the abdomen region , and the fight of them against each other...; the existence of such a divided self is undeniable just by seeing how many times guys regret of having done their ejaculation, but then keep repeating their mistakes... In fact, the more the jing we accumulate , the stronger the bottom self grow , making the further accumulation of jing more difficult....

 

How Xing ( ' 性 ' , the spiritual Nature /Self ) assimilate the ' desirous self ' ( ' 情 ' ) , in Chinese , the term so-called "以性攝情" , is never a simple issue , but something life-and-death . It is also one of the critical issues hardly can we solve it ourselves , no matter how clever we are, but require some keys from others...

 

The devision between horny and not horny. Opportunity to multiply/breed overrides your instinct for survival, sometimes. I guess multiplying is important, very important. Sometimes more important then us. So it takes us over. Big deal. I just don't like to multiply things that don't want to multiply. It's very chaotic.

[Everything]

jesus, this topic makes me feel sick. I don't have a penis! You guys are monsterous humanoid beings with killer teeth and filthy pissing mechanisms to get rid of excess filth. NOT ME, GOD NO! Why the hell would I want to be a human. NEVER! I'm NOT A HUMAN!

 

Phew... What a relief. I can't believe you guys are actually human... Whatever, each his own choice. I'm in hell never gonna return to this dimension. If I were you, I would question the sun. Cause if that yellow thing is the source of Human, then it is one BIG FAILURE! Gross. Perhaps the sun is one big self consuming hunger crazing piece of giant steamy filth. Can't believe there have been humans who worship that, but meh... I guess they are the son of the sun anyway. So... And the God who made this universe... JEEZ DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT! GROSS!!! HOW FILTHY DO YOU WANNA GET?! EEewww... Just ewwww! Fcking gross!

[amoyaan]

I think this is one of the best thread titles ever! It should really be made into a t-shirt slogan or something lol

[Everything]

I think this is one of the best thread titles ever! It should really be made into a t-shirt slogan or something lol

I hope they really write the penis with big letters. Then people would glanse at the t-shirt and see a big "penis" and it will remain in their mind ALL DAY LONG! HAH!

 

I mean come on, penis really needs more attention! Everyone's hiding that fcking thing... Hhhh.....

[ThisLife]

I think this is one of the best thread titles ever! It should really be made into a t-shirt slogan or something lol

 

Yes, I can see what you mean. The title certainly does have a catchy 'cachet' value.

 

The problem is, when you take off the lid,... there's absolutely NOTHING inside.

 

(And you wouldn't wear a T-shirt with that hidden message for all to read, would you ?)

 

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Edited April 13, 2014 by ThisLife

[Everything]

I think this is one of the best thread titles ever! It should really be made into a t-shirt slogan or something lol

Yes, I can see what you mean. The title certainly does have a catchy 'cachet' value.

 

The problem is, wen you take off the lid,... there's absolutely NOTHING inside.

 

(And you wouldn't wear a T-shirt with that hidden message for all to read, would you ?)

 

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I WOULD! So what? SO WHAT... -----> SO WHAT! <-----

 

You think people will come at you and punch you in your face? SO WHAAAT!!!!

awww... IT hurts? SOOO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! :

 

Cmon... Don't bullshit me....

 

If you wanna say you're afraid of wearing such a T-shirt, then just say so! We wont judge you!

Edited February 28, 2014 by Everything

[tumoessence]

Just wait a bit until you get older and go through man-o-pause* ... its a lot less complicated then.

 

* You will know when it starts ... its first indications are a rising sensation, first felt in the genitals; its the brain slowly rising to its rightful place - in the cranium.

Like what Mark Twain said, "Virtue in old age is merely fatigue"

[Nungali]

jesus, this topic makes me feel sick. I don't have a penis! You guys are monsterous humanoid beings with killer teeth and filthy pissing mechanisms to get rid of excess filth. NOT ME, GOD NO! Why the hell would I want to be a human. NEVER! I'm NOT A HUMAN!

 

Phew... What a relief. I can't believe you guys are actually human... Whatever, each his own choice. I'm in hell never gonna return to this dimension. If I were you, I would question the sun. Cause if that yellow thing is the source of Human, then it is one BIG FAILURE! Gross. Perhaps the sun is one big self consuming hunger crazing piece of giant steamy filth. Can't believe there have been humans who worship that, but meh... I guess they are the son of the sun anyway. So... And the God who made this universe... JEEZ DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT! GROSS!!! HOW FILTHY DO YOU WANNA GET?! EEewww... Just ewwww! Fcking gross!

 

Hmmm ... appears you are some type of Gnostic that sees life as dirty? And sex perpetuates the suffering by being a vehicle for incarnation into 'our' dirty little realm.

 

This might help ;

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_alienation

 

especially point 2 ... which might explain some of your 'issues' re 'power'.

 

Ive seen this type of thing in a clinical environment ... but solar alienation ... I have never encountered anyone alienated / angry with / powerlessness isues with the Sun before .

 

You should get some type of taobum award for that one

Edited March 1, 2014 by Nungali

[Nungali]

Like what Mark Twain said, "Virtue in old age is merely fatigue"

 

Oh goody ... Mark Twain quotes at 10 paces then ...

 

 

" When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."

[Nungali]

Actually ... I was so taken by that I decided to try it ... <goes outside to abuse the Sun> ... Oh ... its raining

 

(Just you wait to you come out again ... then you're really going to get it ! )

[thelerner]

Hmnn, when you hear voices in your head or voices in your penis, its probably best to not obsess over them. Find a skillful way to ignore and do something constructive.

[Goldleaf]

Regulate.

 

Try the heart-lotus meditation from Mantak Chia.

 

http://www.slideshare.net/mantakchia/mantak-chia-cosmic-inner-smile , slide 31 -34. Do it 5-8 times, or until you feel you've had enough. (If you are young, 5 should be more than enough).

 

Don't worry too muich about getting it "exact", this is the least important part of the exfercise. Just really enjoy the imagery, enjoy the breathing, whether you feel "a little" or "a lot", it doesn't matter, its primarkily a balancing exercise.

You could also start focussing on women on more than one level. Just as you are a potential father, with a lot to teach your kids in the f\uture, see them as potential mothers, the ultimate source, the cosmic womb from whence we all came and will return, treat them with respect first and foremost.

 

Practice self-control. Don't look at a woman below her face! Her true beauty is in her fgace in any case! All asses, boobs, and vaginas ultimately look the same, and nowadays woman are even getting them surgically enhannced! When a women sees that you are doing this, it will also make you stand out from the average Joe, and you will be more attractive.

 

Even though sex is great, unless a woman knows that you will first and foremost treat her with respect, irrespectigve of whether you want a ltr or not, you'll never get it from her. BEing a "bad boy" might get you the girls a little faster, but they are th type of girls who don't respect themselves, or if they did they wouldn't put up with abuse.

 

I odon't know if this is all relevant to your situation, but hope it helps.

 

Best wishes

Gl.

[Nungali]

All asses, boobs, and vaginas ultimately look the same, and nowadays woman are even getting them surgically enhannced! When a women sees that you are doing this, it will also make you stand out from the average Joe, and you will be more attractive.

 

yeah, but .... really :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

< runs for cover >

[BaguaKicksAss]

Why in the F*** did I click on this thread? :facepalm:

[Nungali]

I wonder why did as well

[nononothing]

OP makes sense in asking this question. We know we feel good when we do it right, but when we get horny, we lose our mind.

 

I found out three things in three stages to help me to get rid of horniness. Now I am no longer bothered by it. But still, I get big hardons at midnight and in the morning. Of course with a good woman, my hardon comes for sure. The hardon is peacefully pleasant and does not carry the blades of horniness.

 

In the very beginning, I used Mantak Chia's Lock, the one with one breath and one big and long contraction of muscles. It effectively forced energy and fluids away from my genital area. I becomes instantaneously peaceful afterwards. I can watch porn, when feeling horny, do the Lock, then become peaceful. This is before I opened my Micro Cosmic Orbit.

 

When Micro Cosmic Orbit was opened using Mantak Chia's Testicle Breathing, I needed the Lock less and less, because the energy accumulated down below are continuously channelled away. But I still get horny when I run into emotional issues, like frustrations. Then I realized it is the negative emotional energy needs a place to vent out. Then I worked on looking for the source of my emotional issues like doing psychotherapy to myself and eliminate them one by one from the deep down of my heart. When they are mostly gone, I lost my horniness.

 

Hope it helps.

Edited April 4, 2014 by nononothing