Friend Posted March 15, 2014 All on tight practise shedule- like playing tetris. As well if one practise one gain insights and insights are gathered through lifetime. Actually those who are already here represents most of the popular styles, while those who are in hidden styles are forbidden to tell and some things are had been already presented in the one or other form. Â Great news arent here as most are not try different methods in short time period and compare it with others. Those who do testing various things seem to settle down as they slowly find what they have seeken and those who want test different things are either too busy or do not have the finance to do so. Else repeating the learned stuff over and over again doesnt give many practioner a deeper understanding, else there would be much talk about realisation one gained by just repeating a technique or finding flaws, correction and refinement for an existing one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wells Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) Yeah, lets forget now those boring practices like MP Level 1! Â Always believe: We are already enlightened! Â Let's move our chi spontanously to become one with the Tao immedeately! That's the real high level training! Â Edited March 17, 2014 by Dorian Black 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 15, 2014 Disco leads to Tao? WoW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend Posted March 15, 2014 Disco leads to Tao? WoW! Actuallly yes you reach the ZONE. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wells Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) Now you can FEEL the Yin Chi FLOODING into you: Anytime, ANYWHERE!!! Â Â Â "Oh my god! This masses of yin chi flowing into me are too much to bear!" Edited March 15, 2014 by Dorian Black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted March 15, 2014 There is a serious point here somewhere ... I hope someone makes it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend Posted March 15, 2014 There is a serious point here somewhere ... I hope someone makes it. It can only done by the 3 Cats of Taobums- human have not so good reasoning abillity. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 15, 2014 There is a serious point here somewhere ... I hope someone makes it. . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wells Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) Common future scenario on ttb: Â Â Â Â A: "Yeah, I just had an awesome online initiation! The Energy I felt was AWESOME!!!" B: "I think a guy named MPG claimed back then it's just placebo! Also, I had it too and felt nothing!" A: "Who? Also, your consciousness is just not developed enough to be open for the higher energies, that's the logical explanation!" B: "Anyways, I think I'll just have to buy a second one!" A: "Yeah! And you have to chant "EX-CA-LI-BUUUUUURRRRR" during the initiation! Synergy, dude!" B:" Uhm, ...got it!" Edited March 15, 2014 by Dorian Black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted March 15, 2014 Common future scenario on ttb: Â Â Â Â A: "Yeah, I just had an awesome online initiation! The Energy I felt was AWESOME!!!" B: "I think a guy named MPG claimed back then it's just placebo! Also, I had it too and felt nothing!" A: "Who? Also, your consciousness is just not developed enough to be open for the higher energies, that's the logical explanation!" B: "Anyways, I think I'll just have to buy a second one!" A: "Yeah! And you have to chant "EX-CA-LI-BUUUUUURRRRR" during the initiation! Synergy, dude!" B:" Uhm, ...got it!" Â Â What are you trying to say Dorian? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThisLife Posted March 15, 2014 Common future scenario on ttb: Â Â Â Â A: "Yeah, I just had an awesome online initiation! The Energy I felt was AWESOME!!!" B: "I think a guy named MPG claimed back then it's just placebo! Also, I had it too and felt nothing!" A: "Who? Also, your consciousness is just not developed enough to be open for the higher energies, that's the logical explanation!" B: "Anyways, I think I'll just have to buy a second one!" A: "Yeah! And you have to chant "EX-CA-LI-BUUUUUURRRRR" during the initiation! Synergy, dude!" B:" Uhm, ...got it!" Â * A closed mouth gathers no feet. Â * 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 15, 2014 Actually, I could see the bird but I couldn't hear it. Perhaps then I am not enlightened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wells Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyr  Anno 33: Jesus Christ: CRUCIFIED! Anno 2014: MPG: BANNED! Edited March 15, 2014 by Dorian Black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 15, 2014 I have nothing to be a martyr for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend Posted March 15, 2014 I have nothing to be a martyr for. Short Skirts and Bikinis..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted March 15, 2014 How will I determine what is newage and what isn't, now that thundergooch is unable to tell me?! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wells Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) How will I determine what is newage and what isn't, now that thundergooch is unable to tell me?! Â Ask this guy. Â Edited March 15, 2014 by Dorian Black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted March 15, 2014 Yep. And if you put lipstick on her she is still a pig. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 15, 2014 Is that a rethorical question? MPG/TG was BANNED today! The total decline of thetaobums into New Age Madness starts NOW!  I am serious, btw!      HEY ! Capt Mar- vell ! Hippy Chicks ! These are the guys you need to sign up with  ( re http://thetaobums.com/topic/34062-fellowship-of-isis-arousing-the-kundalini-serpent/ post 15 & 16. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend Posted March 15, 2014 Yep. And if you put lipstick on her she is still a pig. Put it on a saucer with BBQ saucer and you have......PETA Hunter on your back. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Friend Posted March 15, 2014 HEY ! Capt Mar- vell ! Hippy Chicks ! These are the guys you need to sign up with  ( re http://thetaobums.com/topic/34062-fellowship-of-isis-arousing-the-kundalini-serpent/ post 15 & 16. Yellow, Green, Blue,Red, oh he becomes the Black Yogi Ranger! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted March 15, 2014 It looks like now Dorian will have to do double-shifts ... back to back ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites