Green Tiger Posted April 11, 2014 Do you want to be a part of an elite martial arts attack squad? Do you long to raid the samurai stronghold in the dead of night? Are you super sneaky? Do you look good in black? Then the Ninja Hit Squad wants you! Please apply by posting in this thread. Include your qualifications, previous ninja hit squad experience, and 3 references. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted April 11, 2014 My qualification- this: I eat Ninja Hit Squads for breakfast. For lunch I destroy the armies of evil empires and stop alien invasions before dinner. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rara Posted April 11, 2014 I haven't worn colours in years. I'm a bit goth really. So sneaky, you never see me during the day. I black my windows out and stay in listening to The Cure. Therefore, I have no references. But I did learn 7 years of fight skills from Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Am I in? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Tiger Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) I haven't worn colours in years. I'm a bit goth really. So sneaky, you never see me during the day. I black my windows out and stay in listening to The Cure. Therefore, I have no references. But I did learn 7 years of fight skills from Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Am I in? I think you'll work for our Vampire Special Operations team. Edited April 11, 2014 by Green Tiger 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Tiger Posted April 11, 2014 My qualification- this: I eat Ninja Hit Squads for breakfast. For lunch I destroy the armies of evil empires and stop alien invasions before dinner. Ninja Hit Squads the breakfast cereal! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted April 11, 2014 I think you'll work for our Vampire Special Operations team. Currently the most active unit of the NHS. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zanshin Posted April 11, 2014 Just sent my application Pretty sure you poseurs will never find it though. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ya Mu Posted April 11, 2014 ... So sneaky, you never see me during the day. I black my windows out and stay in listening to The Cure. ... OMG! So ARE you Robbie Robertson? (sorry I can't the references of Robbie and the blackened windows, so this instead) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted April 11, 2014 ... I am sure you know you are making me choke with laughter. ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted April 11, 2014 I have my own nun-chucker ... it can send a mother superior over 40 feet on a windless day. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted April 11, 2014 I'm too old for that stuff anymore so I just try to make sure I don't tee off the wrong people. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted April 11, 2014 ... I'm too old for that stuff anymore so I just try to make sure I don't tee off the wrong people. Dat good advice! Jah! Hmm. Me pretty damn old too ya know. You are very wize mr marblehead sir. I always knew it. I can kinda spot it. /me bows before mr marblehead. You, mr marblehead, are a cool dood. Not a do do. Well, maybe not a dood. Maybe still just a bit of a... Bozo! Ha ha ha! Zen stylee. ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 12, 2014 Please accept humble video demonstration of awesome powers as my C.V. ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hN7YAsmq14 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted April 12, 2014 ... Please accept humble video demonstration of awesome powers as my C.V. You don't even get to make sidekick. ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted April 12, 2014 For several years while living in Brooklyn and studying Shao Lin and JKD, I would head out at night, hop the nine foot fence and break into the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. I would then practice all my forms under the light of the moon, among the cherry trees, or the lavender field, or at the Inari Shrine in the Japanese Garden; dodging the security guards as needed. One night, near the cherry tree lane, I discovered a eucalyptus tree that had formed a perfect bowl about 15 feet off the ground and would sleep there until the sun woke me up. I'd then hop the fence, grab my rollerblades and ski back down the hill of Park Slope with my bokkens on my back. Supreme Garden Ninja am I... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Posted April 12, 2014 Please accept humble video demonstration of awesome powers as my C.V. ; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hN7YAsmq14 That's hilarious! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 12, 2014 That's hilarious! It all started with matrix ping pong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYWvygAbolM 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Mar-Vell Posted April 13, 2014 (edited) ... edited Don't want ta tempt Fate! ... Edited April 13, 2014 by Captain Mar-Vell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted April 13, 2014 ... edited Don't want ta tempt Fate! ... You're talking sense at last cap'n. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogson Posted April 13, 2014 i have a lot of books on this subject... hitting people isn't nice tho.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 14, 2014 No it isnt .... but if you are going to do something .... do it good! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogson Posted April 14, 2014 WTF that clip is like enter the dragon on crack!!!!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 14, 2014 Oh! You haven't seen 'A Fistfull of Yen' ? Do watch it ..... WTF that clip is like enter the dragon on crack!!!!!!!!! actually WTF is the last thing on the trailer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
