GrandmasterP Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) I aint sayin' nothin'. Apech wasn't even there. Who is Apech anyhow? I never heard of him. Musta been some other guy. Edited May 5, 2014 by GrandmasterP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owledge Posted May 5, 2014 I aint sayin' nothin'. True, but stating the obvious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Well spotted. Â :-) Edited May 5, 2014 by GrandmasterP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C T Posted May 5, 2014 I'd like you as Culture Secretary ... we'll call it the Ministry of Happiness. I like that!! A small request though... in keeping with the ethos of this department, could i be stationed somewhere warm and balmy (where you are is not bad), with swaying palms and all? I was thinking of Barbados, mmm, maybe Jamaica, but will settle for Tioman Island if that first preference is beyond the ministry's budget. Â For propaganda, we could churn out videos like these and forcibly make them pop up on people's computers and phones every few hours... Â 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C T Posted May 5, 2014 By implementing such a drastic measure as suggested above, we could perhaps help stem this epidemic: Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 5, 2014 I like that!! A small request though... in keeping with the ethos of this department, could i be stationed somewhere warm and balmy (where you are is not bad), with swaying palms and all? I was thinking of Barbados, mmm, maybe Jamaica, but will settle for Tioman Island if that first preference is beyond the ministry's budget. Â Â The Ministry doesn't have a budget so I suppose the sky's the limit. Barbados is fine ... but you will have to wear a large white pith helmet with large feathers sticking out of the top. This is not ceremonial but simply so people can point and laugh at you when you go shopping and the like. Thus you will add merriment to their lives. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C T Posted May 5, 2014 The Ministry doesn't have a budget so I suppose the sky's the limit. Barbados is fine ... but you will have to wear a large white pith helmet with large feathers sticking out of the top. This is not ceremonial but simply so people can point and laugh at you when you go shopping and the like. Thus you will add merriment to their lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 5, 2014 The great thing about nothing is that it fits in everything.  ↑ This is so deep that anybody could drown in it. ↑ And an even greater thing about nothing is that it is free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 5, 2014 For propaganda, What a great video!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted May 6, 2014 You would have to wear all black, a frilly white collar and stockings. If you accept the dress code then the job is yours. Â No problem - that's how I dress anyway! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doc benway Posted May 6, 2014 I'd volunteer to light incense and pour tea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 6, 2014 I'd volunteer to light incense and pour tea. Â Â OK you're on the team. Minister of Smells and Refreshment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 6, 2014 Well, if the position isn't filled yet, my being an Anarchist and all, I think a good position for me would be Director of National Parks and Monuments. Any chance of getting that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 6, 2014 Well, if the position isn't filled yet, my being an Anarchist and all, I think a good position for me would be Director of National Parks and Monuments. Any chance of getting that? Â Â You will require a peaked hat and a pointed stick to pick up litter. Also it is my policy to abandon all "Keep OFF the Grass" signs in favour of "Walk where you want". If you are in favour and have the right equipment then the job is yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted May 6, 2014 What we need is a casino. That'll bring in the punters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 6, 2014 You will require a peaked hat and a pointed stick to pick up litter. Also it is my policy to abandon all "Keep OFF the Grass" signs in favour of "Walk where you want". If you are in favour and have the right equipment then the job is yours. Those are unacceptable conditions. I withdraw my request for appointment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted May 7, 2014 Do I have to wear underwear with my uniform? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 7, 2014 Those are unacceptable conditions. I withdraw my request for appointment. Â Your request to withdraw is denied. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 7, 2014 Do I have to wear underwear with my uniform? Â Yes and no. This is a serious policy area and on and off, we shall be spending a long time looking at underwear, different colours, styles and preferences. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted May 7, 2014 Gotta have HiViz jackets too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted May 7, 2014 Your request to withdraw is denied. Hehehe. That wasn't a request, my dear, that was a statement of fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted May 7, 2014 Hehehe. That wasn't a request, my dear, that was a statement of fact. Â Ha! I laugh at how you indulge yourself with the illusion of free will. And don't call me 'dear' I am after all very cheap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Posted May 7, 2014 A leader is one who inspires others to follow. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted May 7, 2014 He has left us His shoe. Behold the Shoe. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian Posted May 7, 2014 Blessed are the Cheesemakers... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites