what the daoist master ordered at the hotdog stand

[mewtwo]

lol remember bulletproof monk? why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

[manitou]

lol remember bulletproof monk? why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

 

 

I HAVE WONDERED THIS FOR YEARS!!!!!!!!!

[manitou]

Well, duh? That's the only kind of light bulb hot dogs will use.

 

 

I wasn't referring to the light bulb. I was referring to the hot dog.

[Brian]

 

 

I wasn't referring to the light bulb. I was referring to the hot dog.

[manitou]

Brian - I must confess that any conversation I have with you always sends me into fits of spasmodic giggles.

[Brian]

Excellent!!!

 

I think it is because of my low-stress appearance.

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For what it's worth, dogs of all shapes and sizes can get hot sometimes.

Edited June 9, 2014 by Brian

[liminal_luke]

Hot dogs can´t change lightbulbs. None of us can. But if they sit quietly in their buns minding their own mustard and loving the darkness just as it is, well, sometimes the light comes on all by itself.

 

Liminal

Edited June 9, 2014 by liminal_luke

[manitou]

Excellent!!!

 

I think it is because of my low-stress appearance.

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For what it's worth, dogs of all shapes and sizes can get hot sometimes.

 

 

Yes, I do believe that has something to do with it. You look sublimely serene. Was the picture taken at the wailing wall?

[Brian]

The whining wall. It is two doors down but people often make that mistake.

[GrandmasterP]

Once had a Principal who had the bright idea of putting up a white board outside her office with post it notes that staff could write anonymous comments and helpful suggestions on and attach to said white board for her to peruse.

That became known as the 'wailing wall' and was soon taken down.

Edited June 9, 2014 by GrandmasterP

[manitou]

The whining wall. It is two doors down but people often make that mistake.

 

 

You're too funny for this forum.

[zanshin]

Got free wine, and a big geode that was sort of heavy and and a pain to carry around, but pretty cool, smoky quartz with a vein of rose quartz now under the light. Still no free hot dogs, but free tickets to dime a dog night at the minor league ball park, so I might be getting close to mastery now.

[ChiDragon]

FYI.....
A Taoist master will not go near a hotdog stand. Ever....!!!

Edited June 15, 2014 by ChiDragon

[Brian]

Got free wine, and a big geode that was sort of heavy and and a pain to carry around, but pretty cool, smoky quartz with a vein of rose quartz now under the light. Still no free hot dogs, but free tickets to dime a dog night at the minor league ball park, so I might be getting close to mastery now.

_/|\_

[zanshin]

Geode guy's slogan on bottom of his card said,

"We want to rock your world."

I hope he finds a nice unattached geology geek girl to help him get his rocks off.

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

The zen master contemplates teh idea of a hotdog and his belly is filled; laughs about the daoist master with queer joy of understanding nothing(ness).