MoPai Dzogchen for Rainbow Body success via Neigh Gong

[GrandmasterP]

Jim ( via a seance) and Kosta ( via carrier pigeon) have authorised me to set up a website in order to publish the hitherto 'hidden' chapters of their respective works.

The website is to be inaugurated by Dzogchen Master Lama Shama Dingdong.

First one hundred members signing up and opting for our easy payment fee plan ( see small print) are guaranteed online magic transmission of Dzogchen Rainbow Body ( terms and conditions apply - you have to be dead first).

Only $2,000 ( US or transferable funds) per week is all you need to enjoy FULL Member Benefits and learn ALL THE SECRETS of MoPai Dzogchen for Rainbow Body success via Neigh Gong.

( Horse Stance tuition for the Neigh Gong transmission is extra).

Amaze your friends with your ability to set newspapers on fire ( see our Shop section for a range of lighters, butane or petrol in a style to suit you).

Save big on Mortician and Casket fees.

We guarantee that on passing our 'Dzogchen Initiates' will shrink to two feet tall and need no embalming whatsoever. ( Complaints , in writing to our service department).

Summer Special...

Pay your first year subscription in advance and we will supply you...

ABSOLUTELY FREE

'Sifu' MPG's ' Teach Yourself Tourettes' DVD.

New and updated and now with an additional 'extras' tutorial " How to use the F word repeatedly and creatively in any circumstance".

In addition you will also receive a pair of stylish socks ( choice of two colours).

Specify Colour required here...

1: Dorian BLACK.

2: BLUE fire.

 

The MoPai Dzogchen for Rainbow Body success via Neigh Gong Forum.

The one you've all been waiting for.

Join early.

Join often.

You know it makes sense.

 

 

( Terms and Conditions Apply. MoPai Dzogchen for Rainbow Body success via Neigh Gong transmissions-delivered may not be exactly as illustrated on website).

Edited July 20, 2014 by GrandmasterP

[Wells]

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Edited October 28, 2014 by ZOOM

[GrandmasterP]

But you're already 'here' Dorian.

[Seeker of Wisdom]

terms and conditions apply - you have to be dead first

 

Oh, man... genius.

[Wells]

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Edited October 28, 2014 by ZOOM

[GrandmasterP]

That was me and it was a euphemism as in...

 

" Ouch! I have Milarepa'd my finger on this rose thorn."

 

 

Edited July 20, 2014 by GrandmasterP

[BaguaKicksAss]

Y'all or MoPai obsessed!

[dawei]

Y'all or MoPai obsessed!

 

And I wasn't sure whether to PIT this or PIN it

[GrandmasterP]

Pin.

 

Or pit.

 

This probably isn't the right place for it anyhoo.

Buddhist forum maybe?

There's more arguing on there than there is in the Pit.

 

Let the people decide.

 

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Edited July 20, 2014 by GrandmasterP

[BaguaKicksAss]

Making fun of people and paths... I (obviously) vote for the pit. This gets old.

[GrandmasterP]

Sometimes a little humour alleviates.

 

Edited July 20, 2014 by GrandmasterP

[Brian]

Whilst I attempt to recuse myself on Mo Pai- or MPG-themed psycho-dramas (and thus carry no weight here) and have of late been largely avoiding them ("South Park" reruns have more diverse plots, I've found), I think this is satire. Low-brow humor, perhaps -- but humor nonetheless.

 

Or maybe I just thought it was funny.

[GrandmasterP]

Low Brow!

That sir is what passes for cutting edge satire here in Blighty.

( Home of Benny Hill).

 

Edited July 20, 2014 by GrandmasterP

[Brian]

<doffs cap in memory of Master Benny>

[bluefire]

If those are genuine blue fire socks they will do wonder to protect against frostbite.

[BaguaKicksAss]

Making fun of members and their paths, yeah that's good forum content...

[BaguaKicksAss]

I blame the both of you for my 15 minutes on the dharmawheel forums. (though I at least learned I can get a rainbow body empowerment over the internet).

[GrandmasterP]

Marvellous thing this Interweb.

There's a lineaged Zennist who does the whole thang online.

Frankly though, the ceremonies could stand better editing.

Half the time you just see his back as he promenades between two rooms.

 

Edited July 20, 2014 by GrandmasterP

[Aetherous]

Pinned in the pit?

[silent thunder]

thanks for the chuckle.

laughter is a calling card and a dr...

 

calling card in that if you feel you can't laugh, then you've located the next stop on your work/practice path

 

dr. for those who can laugh, are healed.

[silent thunder]

Sometimes a little humour alleviates.

 

light hearted ribbing is healing.

[idiot_stimpy]

I think its very important to stay away from those who seek spiritual practices for personal power, and power over others.

 

Know people by their actions, then their words.

[idiot_stimpy]

Well, on dharmawheel someone compared me to Milarepa...

An adequate comparison.

 

Does it make you feel good to be compared to Milarepa?

[joeblast]

I am lucky I was not taking a sip of coffee when I read tourette's class rofl

[GreytoWhite]

I laughed.