Flolfolil Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) ... Edited March 5, 2015 by Flolfolil 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beyonder Posted August 12, 2014 Dude. I'm Chinese. I don't eat fortune cookies. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flolfolil Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) ... Edited March 5, 2015 by Flolfolil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BaguaKicksAss Posted August 12, 2014 "you will spend the evening reading posts on an internet forum" 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 12, 2014 Greetings, I am Heleio Toppa the wife of King Ngoto, a deposed chieftain of Nigeria. I have access to a huge amount of undisclosed currency that needs to be deposited in a valid western bank account. If ... 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted August 12, 2014 We don't get fortune cookies here and if we did they would be properly called Fortune ' Biscuits'. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 13, 2014 Always been fortune cookies here ... and we have a long trad of biscuits. Â But we also have a long trad of horrible Aussie style 'Chinese' food. Â I will always remember the little western town (then) of Orange NSW. I felt like an exoric snack and went to look at the local Chinese restaurant , it had a sign in the window ' Special : sweet and sour T-bone steak'. (It also offered an 'On-tray' for $4 .) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) I can't fit my cookie into the cd-rom... Â edit: I guess that's a 'me' problem Edited August 13, 2014 by silent thunder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 14, 2014 " Your country needs to pay back the money it borrowed from us." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted August 14, 2014 (edited) " Your country needs to pay back the money it borrowed from us." Â Â The cheque is in the post. ( Honest). Â Edited August 14, 2014 by GrandmasterP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spotless Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) "Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist" Â "Domestic conditions demand your attention" (I believe this prompted me to do some chores - [without limits]). Edited August 21, 2014 by Spotless 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silent Answers Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) More of a short poem really:  "The vital processes of the body are not controlled by the self, yet if maintained shall function flawlessly... If the self were involved, he'd only botch it up anyway. The self that knows where he is not needed and when his time is now, gives rise to true knowledge which fills the void, instantly in silence."  And  "You are an artist that thinks it's a canvas, just don't forget to paint" Edited August 21, 2014 by Silent Answers 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted August 22, 2014 As a child I some how got it into my head that the only way for a fortune cookie fortune to come true, was to eat the paper it was written on. Â I probably still have some old cellulose making its way through my digestive system. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 22, 2014 "An old friend will send you a letter." Â ... Man ... that cookie was soooo stale ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted August 22, 2014 ' Your decadent country and personal self will not rise to fulfilment ' - Nth Korean Fortune Cookies (they taste weird too ) . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
