Vmarco Posted August 13, 2014 Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alonein a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." R.I.P Robin Williams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted August 13, 2014 man goes into the dr... Doc, am I going to live to 90? Â Doc ... well let's see... do you smoke or drink? man... no gave those up years ago. Â Doc... do you enjoy rich foods and red meat? man... nope gave those up as well. Â Doc... ok, how often do you and the missus, have sex? man... well, the usual, few times a year. Â Doc... ok just one more question. man.. what's that? Â Doc... why do you want to live to 90? Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eye_of_the_storm Posted August 13, 2014 Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. Socrates 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted August 13, 2014 what good is it to eat and drink, asleep? I rather, fast on the feast, awake. _/|\_ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeblast Posted August 13, 2014    I was GONNA put this one up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-tXSHk1t8k  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted August 13, 2014 what a gift laughter is... Robin and Carlin and Monty Python were main influences in me becoming a comedian and performer. Â So thankful for their gifts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
