Vmarco Posted August 13, 2014 Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alonein a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." R.I.P Robin Williams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted August 13, 2014 man goes into the dr... Doc, am I going to live to 90? Doc ... well let's see... do you smoke or drink? man... no gave those up years ago. Doc... do you enjoy rich foods and red meat? man... nope gave those up as well. Doc... ok, how often do you and the missus, have sex? man... well, the usual, few times a year. Doc... ok just one more question. man.. what's that? Doc... why do you want to live to 90? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eye_of_the_storm Posted August 13, 2014 Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live. Socrates 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted August 13, 2014 what good is it to eat and drink, asleep? I rather, fast on the feast, awake. _/|\_ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeblast Posted August 13, 2014 Reveal hidden contents I was GONNA put this one up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-tXSHk1t8k Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent thunder Posted August 13, 2014 what a gift laughter is... Robin and Carlin and Monty Python were main influences in me becoming a comedian and performer. So thankful for their gifts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
