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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

 

 

 

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

 

 

 

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

 

 

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

 

 

 

The husband texted back to her:

 

 

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

 

 

(Note: this was just one of those silly things going around the internet. I wish the images of the sweet little elderly couple had come out in my cut and paste) But funny nonetheless.

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I got a chuckle out of this one yesterday;

 

Impatient Judge to lawyer in court;

 

" Is your client going to appear ?"

 

"No your Honour, he is supposed to be here right now."

 

 

 

 

( a pier )

 

 

 

or how about this :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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