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maybe not icke but mick, anyways whats up with all these old/elder/senior  english ---- i never knew exactly what term to use and it is a bit of a fractal self identifier as well,,,,,but these ancient britts and their december 25 messages

 

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I will be very sad on the day when cries are heard "The Queen is dead.  Long live the King"

Hope that will be in the far distant future

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Wouldnt it be nice to hear 'the queen is dead; aristocracy has been abolished'?

 

I heard the French did something like that. Paved the way for socialism.

 

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'The lizards are here...its been this way for years...theyre mean and green..take orders from the queen..remember the third reich..dont you read your David Icke??'

 

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Reading a book right now which suggests her predecessor Victoria was a real bad lady.  

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Reading a book right now which suggests her predecessor Victoria was a real bad lady.  

 

Is that writer of that book such an authority?

That you can dedicate the rest of your life in believing the bad of others not around anymore?

 

Guess that author decided the best person in the world is himself hor?

 

Idiot not trusting God and less of all, not trusting any single writer as One Who Must Be Believed In

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Is that writer of that book such an authority?

That you can dedicate the rest of your life in believing the bad of others not around anymore?

 

Guess that author decided the best person in the world is himself hor?

 

Idiot not trusting God and less of all, not trusting any single writer as One Who Must Be Believed In

 

Yikes, man. I didn't pee on her grave or anything...

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Charles!!!!  I knew it was you.

 

 

I was waiting for that   :) ,  would not you say, from my comments, I am more like his father ? 

 

Prince Phillip on visiting a Pakistani Youth centre :  "Which ones are on drugs ? What about that one, he looks like he is on drugs."

 

To a woman solicitor being introduced to him; "I thought it was illegal for women to solicit?"

 

To the leader of Nigeria who was wearing traditional clothing ;  "You look like you are ready for bed."

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I was waiting for that   :) ,  would not you say, from my comments, I am more like his father ? 

 

Prince Phillip on visiting a Pakistani Youth centre :  "Which ones are on drugs ? What about that one, he looks like he is on drugs."

 

To a woman solicitor being introduced to him; "I thought it was illegal for women to solicit?"

 

To the leader of Nigeria who was wearing traditional clothing ;  "You look like you are ready for bed."

 

 

I always wondered about the jokes (or sayings) he will be sharing with his wife when in bed and not captured by anyone else.

Both of them will be giggling away, among other things.

 

 

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I was waiting for that   :) ,  would not you say, from my comments, I am more like his father ? 

 

Prince Phillip on visiting a Pakistani Youth centre :  "Which ones are on drugs ? What about that one, he looks like he is on drugs."

 

To a woman solicitor being introduced to him; "I thought it was illegal for women to solicit?"

 

To the leader of Nigeria who was wearing traditional clothing ;  "You look like you are ready for bed."

 

 

"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested." Of his daughter, Princess Anne.

 

"Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years." Address to the General Dental Council, quoted in Time in 1960.

 

"Can you tell the difference between them?" On being told by President Obama that he'd had breakfast with the leaders of the UK, China and Russia.

 

"That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?" Discussing the tartan designed for the Papal visit with then-Scottish Tory leader Annabel Goldie last year.

 

"If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." Said to a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.

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I liked it when he went to Vanuatu and the local men gave him a giant ceremonial penis gourd  - well, anyone married to the Queen must have a big shlong  ...they like the Queen there one tribe even worships Phillip ! .

 

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 First time he didnt make a 'joke' , that I remember. I dont think they even knew what it was . An aide did though, and quickly passed it to the back of the crowd and out of sight. 

 

I guess he was worried about Phil figuring what it was  ... and modelling it . 

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In the photo, Prince Phillip was holding a Vanuato traditional pig killing club called nal-nal given to him by the villages.  Prince was very gracious to those villagers and their beliefs by sending that photo of himself to them.  And also in meeting 5 of them in 2007 even if off camera and record when they came to UK.

 

 

 

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Above son of village chief wearing traditional penis gourd

 

I visited Vanuatu in 2003   1993 (sorry for the wrong decade ).  I was impressed with the amount of rhino horns and aphrodisiacs sold in Taiwan and China.  Having read that the kava kava roots had a side effect of giving wet dreams, I thought I should save rhinos and make myself rich by importing kava kava.  And the best kava kava was in Tanna.  Which I tried of course.  

Then Viagra came and blew my plans out of water.

 

And drop by in that village of Yaohnanen that decided Phillip is God.

Come to think of it, their God is a lot healthier and lot less bloodthirsty then Christian GOD or Allah or Jehovah.

 

Phillip at least send his photo.  You known of the other 3 doing the same to their followers?

 

 

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In the photo, Prince Phillip was holding a Vanuato traditional pig killing club called nal-nal given to him by the villages.  Prince was very gracious to those villagers and their beliefs by sending that photo of himself to them.  And also in meeting 5 of them in 2007 even if off camera and record when they came to UK.

 

 

 

Tanna-2-AFP.jpg

Above son of village chief wearing traditional penis gourd

 

I visited Vanuatu in 2003   1993 (sorry for the wrong decade ).  I was impressed with the amount of rhino horns and aphrodisiacs sold in Taiwan and China.  Having read that the kava kava roots had a side effect of giving wet dreams, I thought I should save rhinos and make myself rich by importing kava kava.  And the best kava kava was in Tanna.  Which I tried of course.  

Then Viagra came and blew my plans out of water.

 

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:D  ... at first I read that as   " blew my pants out the water "    :D

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