Nungali Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) A burglar breaks into a house and starts stuffing things into his bag ... all of a sudden he hears "Jesus is watching you ! " he jumps up and turns around ... nothing ! Must be my imagination ... goes back to doing it "Jesus is watching you ! " He looks around more and notices a parrot in a cage " Oh , so that was you was it ?" "Jesus is watching you " "I suppose you have some righteous and paranoid Christian owners that taught you that ..... well, bad luck parrot, I dont believe in Jesus. Unless thats what your owners named you .... is your name Jesus ? Jesus want a cracker ? " Moses wants a cracker ! " "Ah, so they named you Moses did they ? What sort of religious freaks call their parrot Moses . " "The same ones that named our Rottweiler Jesus . " Edited January 24, 2016 by Nungali 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zhongyongdaoist Posted January 24, 2016 The Rottweiler of Heaven? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) "... till the soul feels its pressure forcing it to turn to Him alone in that never ending pursuit" and the hound tears it to shreds in its bloody jaws. Edited January 24, 2016 by Marblehead 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manitou Posted January 25, 2016 Two Corinthians walk into a bar.... -The Donald- 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 25, 2016 The Rottweiler of Heaven? Vohu Mana Yazata ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 25, 2016 "... till the soul feels its pressure forcing it to turn to Him alone in that never ending pursuit" and the hound tears it to shreds in its bloody jaws. That sound more like Marv's 'puppy' ; 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 25, 2016 .... remember Marv ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Astral Monk Posted January 25, 2016 Oddly enough after doing his civic duty Jesus was put down by the state... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted January 25, 2016 Oddly enough after doing his civic duty Jesus was put down by the state... Was it called early retirement back then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted January 25, 2016 Well ....... except Randy Savage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
