The origin of mankind

[Karl]

There is an origin of mankind, and it isn't me.

Ive always thought of you as the orange of mankind whilst MH is the orangutan of mankind.

[Karl]

That actually sounds correct for the most part.

Error must always be in the realm of the imagined ,the perceived difference between expectation and event. For the physical to err, would imply the physics went chaotic in a way violating the physical laws of the universe. As far as I know, that doesnt happen , those rules are absolutes, but I still can remain in the dark about their function and absoluteness quotient..and so, not be self contradicting.

We remain ignorant of many things and how they function, but if we experience them, then that's all there is. A chair maybe a swirling cloud of jelly fish held together with cosmic crabs, but when I see the object called a chair, I perceive the fish and crabs even if I cannot see them within the structure. Later I apply a microscope and marvel at what I learned about the chair. Nothing changes except this new knowledge. The chair is still a chair and I perceive it exactly as it is moment by moment. Until it gets eaten into sawdust by wood worm it remains a chair. The sawdust contains the fish and crabs, I perceive this new composition and it's make up.

[Jim D.]

Karl, all I ask is that you turn your will and your life over to the care of me, and I will tell you how it is that it all got created.

[Stosh]

WelI , thats ONE chair I dont plan to sit on.

Why exact a price Jim? What about free love?

[Marblehead]

WelI , thats ONE chair I dont plan to sit on.

 

Yeah, that's one special and unique chair.  I likely wouldn't sit on it either.

[Jim D.]

My love is not free anymore. I am married.

[Marblehead]

My love is not free anymore. I am married.

 

My love is still free.  Any sex will have to be gotten some place else though.

[Jim D.]

About 4.2 million years ago man was evolving away from the chimpanze. The Chimp kept his knuckles, we had our bipeds. In other words, we got up off our knuckles and used our legs.

 

Their first words were,  This must be heaven, man!!!

[Nungali]

No, the first words were '  "  Bh  "  and  " Dh  " , according to Kurt Vonnegut .... one of his stories was about a couple who had boy girl twins ... they were  "neanderthal throwbacks '  and that was all they could say  ... full Neanderthals ... big lumbering stupids that were kept in a plastic room and fed in a trough and hosed down afterwards  (as they had such disgusting eating and toilet habits ).  They eventually got trained and picked it up well ... and , the boy  ..  (wait for it ) ...

 

grew up to be president of the USA  !  

 

(yes , I do realize this is in no way a correct concept of HSN )  

Edited July 24, 2016 by Nungali

[Nungali]

< cough cough >

 

[Marblehead]

Hehehe.  Some Koi fish are like that.  Babies grow up and darned if they haven't evolved back to the Carp.

[Marblehead]

< cough cough >

 

 

 

I must not respond to that.

[Jim D.]

Last week I did wonder how it is that my knuckles were bleeding. I must have had a relapse back to the Chimpanzee crossroads 4.2 million years ago. I got confused last week and used my arms to walk along with my legs. The arms were not long enough, so I had to shift my weight forward some. Very uncomfortable. Hard to look up, butt up in the air, spinal column needs adjustment, have to tuck my legs under my butt to poop, pissing hits the ground and splatters...damn I miss those days when hygiene was not an issue.

[Nungali]

Well, thats what happens to a man when he wants to piss after sub-incision . 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision

 

 

....   and if you think walking around like that was hard .... try this ; 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1jUlpcSWX0

[Marblehead]

Looks like those students have a long way to go.

 

Actually, I think it was a demonstration of counter measures against attack but that's beside the point.

 

And yes, being on one's knees would pretty much be concentrating on upper body movements.  That would really reduce one's flexibility.

[Jim D.]

The above is what compromised L3,4, and 5. I gave up Arnis Small jutitsu, got depressed, and then found Iaido. Now I am happy.

 

The origin of my sense of manliness is to be able to protect me and mine.

Edited July 25, 2016 by Jim D.

[Michael Sternbach]

Last week I did wonder how it is that my knuckles were bleeding. I must have had a relapse back to the Chimpanzee crossroads 4.2 million years ago. I got confused last week and used my arms to walk along with my legs. The arms were not long enough, so I had to shift my weight forward some. Very uncomfortable. Hard to look up, butt up in the air, spinal column needs adjustment, have to tuck my legs under my butt to poop, pissing hits the ground and splatters...damn I miss those days when hygiene was not an issue.

 

Why am I not surprised?

[Jim D.]

Wait, I thought everyone relapsed from time to time, even those in Switzerland. See you at the next tree. We can both piss on it and then climb.

Edited July 26, 2016 by Jim D.

[Junko]

You have to know that by now for my thread you really need to use one's brain. I am quite sure no scientist or specialist are reading my thread, they wouldn't even want to, well that's okay what matter is for me that I really enjoy finding out. Maybe it's about how our brain have evolved until today, which brain on this plant today got so sophisticated to find out about 'origin of mankind'?

[Marblehead]

... what matter is for me that I really enjoy finding out. Maybe it's about how our brain have evolved until today, which brain on this plant today got so sophisticated to find out about 'origin of mankind'?

 

Yeah, but look around; some brains haven't evolved very well.

[Junko]

That is 'Dao'! Whoever finds it,we find it.

[Jim D.]

I have sharing my experience. strenght, and hope all over the Dao Bum site. Some have found it, and some have for the most part ignored it. So "the we" in your last post is minus a few. Doaist believe knowledge is power and it can come anywhere, even from me. The knowledge I share is fact based and delivered humorously or as a matter of fact. So, my conclusion is that the "we" Janko is referring to are a minority within the majority that post here or otherwise.

 

I have a true appreciation for the seniors who post. Their wisdom is obviously not borrowed.

[Marblehead]

In the beginning there was total darkness.  Then someone turned on the projector.  Enjoy the movie.

[Junko]

You mean 'projector'is a 'light'?

[Marblehead]

You mean 'projector'is a 'light'?

Be careful here.  Don't be getting spiritual on me, Okay?

 

Yes, a movie projector has a light that shines onto the film and the images on the film are directed to the screen.

 

We are at a movie theater, not talking about a creator saying "Let there be light!"