Lois Posted April 3, 2016 Questions to the head of Judaism.I'm the head of Judaism. If there are interesting questions, I try to answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 3, 2016 Is tzim tzum still contracted  ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lois Posted April 3, 2016 Is tzim tzum still contracted  ? There Tzimtzum Aleph and Tzimtzum Bet, but without a contract Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 3, 2016 Not a contract  a contraction ... a withdrawal ... is it still withdrawn ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted April 3, 2016 Questions to the head of Judaism. Â I'm the head of Judaism. If there are interesting questions, I try to answer. Â Â Is the Pope Jewish now? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lois Posted April 4, 2016 Is the Pope Jewish now? Yes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted April 4, 2016 Yes  Art thou the anti-christ which was foretold of yore? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lois Posted April 4, 2016 Â Art thou the anti-christ which was foretold of yore? Â G-d told me, "Christians will be punished, and the sword, and with hunger, and sorrow." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taoist Texts Posted April 4, 2016 Art thou the anti-christ which was foretold of yore? His name is Lois, not Art, mister! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted April 4, 2016 His name is Lois, not Art, mister! Â Â I thought the archaic form appropriate in the immediate pre-appocalyse. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted April 4, 2016 G-d told me, "Christians will be punished, and the sword, and with hunger, and sorrow." Â Will tambourines, thick rimmed spectacles, woollen jumpers and sandals with socks be purged from our world? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lois Posted April 4, 2016 Will tambourines, thick rimmed spectacles, woollen jumpers and sandals with socks be purged from our world? Â Â This is a joke ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted April 4, 2016 Â Â Â This is a joke ? Â Â A feeble attempt at one, yes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 4, 2016 G-d told me, "Christians will be punished, and the sword, and with hunger, and sorrow." Â Â a sword will be punished with hunger and sorrow ? Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) G-d told me, "Christians will be ..." First of all, oy vey.  Second of all, love you guy, but uh, i take what you say with grain of salt, two shots of vodka and a beer chaser. I think your forte is probably best on esoteric mysticism and not so much as answering as head of Judaism.  I got nothing but respect for last two popes. Nice for the current one to visit the local synagogue and I'm sure he was respectful. Its always interesting how different religions (and sects) interpret the Aseret ha-Dibrot. Lots of room for different interpretations. As my uncle explained 'No problem, you do it your way, we'll do it G-d'   Last two popes, were great guys, holy. I like what they've been doing. Edited April 4, 2016 by thelerner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted April 4, 2016 ... and leave my sandals with socks alone thanks  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Posted April 5, 2016 Could you explain how you are the head of Judaism? Is this a mistranslation, do you mean you're knowledgeable about Judaism? If God is talking to you, do you hear him inside your mind or outside of your mind? Do you realize there are literally hundreds of sects (if not thousands) of Judaism? If this is a joke, can I just say it's a bit tasteless and possibly a bit racist as well. Â 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lois Posted April 5, 2016 Could you explain how you are the head of Judaism? Is this a mistranslation, do you mean you're knowledgeable about Judaism? If God is talking to you, do you hear him inside your mind or outside of your mind? Do you realize there are literally hundreds of sects (if not thousands) of Judaism? If this is a joke, can I just say it's a bit tasteless and possibly a bit racist as well. Â Â Â It makes no sense to explain it, because it knows only the Creator and I (in part). Creator has appointed me and everything! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheshire Cat Posted April 5, 2016 How is the neck of judaism? Â I've heard from the feet of judaism that things are not that good above the nipples. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lois Posted April 5, 2016 How is the neck of judaism? Â Where did you get this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) How is the neck of judaism? Stiff. We are a stiff necked people. don't expect us to do much bowing down. Edited April 5, 2016 by thelerner 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lois Posted April 5, 2016 Stiff. We are a stiff necked people. don't expect us to do much bowing down. You will recall that G-d made with the Egyptians in ancient Egypt. they also do not want to bow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apech Posted April 5, 2016 You will recall that G-d made with the Egyptians in ancient Egypt. they also do not want to bow. Â Â Did he - which G-d was that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taoist Texts Posted April 5, 2016 (edited) Did he - which G-d was that? The One That Shall Not Be N-d Edited April 5, 2016 by Taoist Texts 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lois Posted April 5, 2016 Did he - which G-d was that? Â yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
