cool, dorky, and false cool

[roger]

cool: equality

 

 

dorky: specialness

 

 

false cool: false superiority that pretends not to want to be special

[Nungali]

I select  false cool .

 

At a party ;   2 women standing in corner drinking, looking very sophisticated, made up , well dressed, expensive jewelry  , etc .  They seem to be wondering how they ended up in such a place - ugh! 

 

Lets say ;  my opposites  . I say to friends  " Watch me pick up these two women ."

 

Them ;   "What ?    You ? ? !  "        

 

I go over, chat , then the inevitable  snooty question;  

 

"And what do you do ? "

 

" Me ?   Oh ... modelling ."

 

'What type of  ' modelling ' ? "

 

"I am a male model . "

 

"You !  A male model ... really ?   What and where was your last 'modelling' job ? "

 

" You know those inflatable woman sex dolls ?  Well they wanted to make a male version, and they used me for the original  shape . " 

 

- they both put their drinks down and walk off without saying anything         

 

Friends;  " That didnt seem to go too well ! "

 

Me : " No ..... you know, I actually think they thought I was trying to be serious ! " 

 

I suggest we come up with another  4th choice .

 

Freaky .     It does offer scope to express oneself, regardless of any social norms of cool, dorky, falseness, conformity   ;