BREAKIN NEWS ANNOUNCE-MENT

[RON JEREMY]

OK SHEP SHAGIN, JOCKSTRAP SNIFIN CUNTLOUSE SLURPIN HEMMORROID CHEWIN ARMPIT SNIFIN POLE SMOKIN GRANDPA RAPIN DINGLEBERRIES,

 

*DA NOTTOROIUS* BE IN CHARGED O ANNOUNCIN ANNOTHER SHITY FORRUM OUT THERE, VIZ,

SINCE ME WAS TOO LAZY TO THINK ANNOTHER NAME, WE CALED IT,

 

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SO LOOK, UNLIKE SEAN'S COOL SHIT, THIS ONE BE MEANT TO BE DA CUM-TINNUATION O DA OLD GANG FROM DA OLD HEALLIN TAO DAYS, IT MEAN ALL DA OLD MOFOS BE WEL-CUM, PLUS NEW MOFOS BE WEL-CUM TOO *BUT* THEY *SHALL* UNDERGO A PROBATION PERIOD O VERBAL N MENTAL ABUSE IN ORDER TO MAKE EM TRUE TAO BUM STUF.

 

SO DA IDEA BE, IF YA *SUPORT* DA SHIT, JUST SEND A BUCK OR JUST KISS ARSE VERBALY, YA CAN GET *YER OWN SUBDOMMAIN SPACE* N YA CAN UPLOAD *PR0N* (THAT BE WHY WE HOST IT ON A PR0N HOST), ALSO, WE SPEND TIME *BADMOUTHIN* MOFOS, SO IF YA GET OFENDED EASILY, WELL JUST *FUK OFF* N GO TO CHURCH OR SUM-TANG.

 

SO DA SITE BE VERY SHITY N BUGY, WE BE ALL LAZY N NOT GONNA SPEND TIME POLISHIN SHIT, SO FEEL FREE TO APLY FOR A PASWR0D N HAVE YER SUB-DOMMAIN N UPLOAD SUM PR0N.

 

HOW-EVER, DA BACKGROUND IDDEA BE ALSO DA GOOD OLE WIKKI THANG, SO EVVENTUALY WE GOTTA SET UP A TAO WIKKI FOR DA COMMON KNOWLEDGE TO BE FORMATED NICELY FOR ALL TO READ.

 

SO THERE YA GO DINGLEBERRIES, THERE YA HAVE DA STINKIN ROSE O DA TAO SITES READY FOR YA TO POST FILTH.

 

RONNIETSU MAHALINGAM AL-SALAAMI KONG YU MING HONG KOK FUK EFIMOVICH TSE-TSE

 

BYE NOW

RJ,

 

OK BYE

 

RJ

 

OK END NOW, BYE

 

 

[Trunk]

May a hundred fl.. ..oh, whatever.

[spyrelx]

A handful of adolescents, jacking off

 

good luck

[GrandTrinity]

smoke them crack rocks?

[RON JEREMY]

A handful of adolescents, jacking off

 

good luck

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YA BET POLE SMOKER.

 

RJ

[RON JEREMY]

smoke them crack rocks?

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*DA NOTTORIOUS* DONT SMOKE CRAK,

*DA NOTTORIOUS* EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

RJ

[peter falk]

A handful of adolescents, jacking off

 

weeelllllll, it takes all sorts. let um have fun. i have to admit, it was a little extreme, even for me. to discuss taoism i mean. but it sure did have some skanky shit that would be funny after a cupla beers.......

[RON JEREMY]

weeelllllll, it takes all sorts.  let um have fun.  i have to admit, it was a little extreme, even for me.  to discuss taoism i mean.  but it sure did have some skanky shit that would be funny after a cupla beers.......

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LAOSHI, DA FIRST IMPRESION BE *EVVERYTHANG*

 

THEN LOOK, AFTER YA BANG YER WIFE FOR 9 HOURS DA EXTREME BECCOME COMMON-PLACE.

 

IF I DIDNT HAVE A WIFE I'D HAVE TO SPEND *A FORTUNE* IN HOOKERS. DA CHEAP ONES. AARRGGHHAARRGGHHAARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peter falk]

hayhahahahaha! then maybe yer further along than me! mrs. columbo and i havent made it past 2 hrs. yet.

[RON JEREMY]

hayhahahahaha!   then maybe yer further along than me!  mrs. columbo and i havent made it past 2 hrs. yet.

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MRS. COLUMBO??? WHO BE SHE???

WE DIDNT KNOW YA WERE MARIED TO THIS BUDY O MINE'S SISTER!!!

 

LOOK IF I DONT BANG MINE WIFE FOR AT LEAST 3 HOURS SHE WONT COOK. IF I BANG HER MORE THAN 5 HOURS SHE WONT HAVE TIME TO DO DA DISHES.

 

DR COLUMBO:

[peter falk]

MRS. COLUMBO??? WHO BE SHE???

WE DIDNT KNOW YA WERE MARIED TO THIS BUDY O MINE'S SISTER!!!

 

hahahaha! we're actually not married. yet. just a little pop culture humor. get it? peter falk, columbo, mrs. columbo. who incidentally eventually got ehr own tv show (that sucked!) but went on to play capt. janeway in star trek voyager.

 

you can see her picture in the gallery.