Divine Absolution

[Nungali]

Guy goes into confessional box in church ; 

 

"Bless me and absolve me Father, for I have sinned.

 

"Very well, but we must follow the procedure ;   First, what were these sins ?"

 

' Ooooo ... okay then, I stole some money , from an old lady, I snatched her handbag ... then there was that guy I beat up in the car park .... Oh yeah, and I kinda held up a petrol station.   And  ummm . yeah, I took illegal drugs ... and I also made some drugs, and sold them on the street  . "

 

" Ohhh !  Goodness !  ... Very well then  , now, how long has it been since your last confession ?"

 

'Yesterday,  Father . "

[Marblehead]

I think he might not get off so easy this time.

 

[Brian]

On the positive side, he has been keeping busy.  Idle hands are the devil's workshop, you know.

[Nungali]

On 7/18/2017 at 8:50 PM, Marblehead said:

I think he might not get off so easy this time.

 

 

Indeed  ... he had to say an extra two 'Hail Mary's ' and light 6 candles and put them in the side shelf   .

 

(note ; please place $2 for each candle used,  in the coin box provided )

[Nungali]

and in closing ... a word from Father Dougal ;