Haiku Chain

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

I prefer mine strong

Eight tablespoons of coffee:

Half gallon water.

[Mark Foote]

I prefer mine strong

Eight tablespoons of coffee:

Half gallon water.

 

half gallon water

back porch rain. Cat sits dying

why do I feel pain

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

is feel one syllable or 2? :S i thought 2.... lol

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

from f to e, one. but from e to L? ui cant "eel" without 2 syllables. hell Eel the word itself. 2 syllables. is it jsut me? LMAO

 

It's like "E" - "yel" "Fe" "Yel" i cant do it! lol

 

 

 

 

 

edit: lol yeah, sorry Back to haikus. Yeah. I'm american, but not by choice Apech! LOL

Edited December 8, 2012 by Hot Nirvana Judo Trend

[Apech]

from f to e, one. but from e to L? ui cant "eel" without 2 syllables. hell Eel the word itself. 2 syllables. is it jsut me? LMAO

 

It's like "E" - "yel" "Fe" "Yel" i cant do it! lol

 

So American ... BTW this is supposed to be a haiku chain ...

[Apech]

relax and let go
of that Southern drawl you have
speak the Queen's English.

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

BLAST too slow! lol

 

Relax and let go

Eat lots of fiber, and then

Relax and let go

Edited December 8, 2012 by Hot Nirvana Judo Trend

[Mark Foote]

relax and let go

of that Southern drawl you have

speak the Queen's English.

 

speak the Queen's English

unless of course your mother

tongue's broken- scratch that

[oildrops]

tongue's broken, scratch that

back itch you can't reach yourself

with a wooden spoon

[Apech]

tongue's broken, scratch that

back itch you can't reach yourself

with a wooden spoon

 

with a wooden spoon

with an old clay baking pot

matches, fire and food.

[Harmonious Emptiness]

matches, fire and food

slow burn, low flame, every taste

a moment's flavour

[Mark Foote]

matches, fire and food

slow burn, low flame, every taste

a moment's flavour

 

a moment's flavour

a wild heart and a black mind

the wind in the back

[Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan]

The wind in the back

Fire and water mirrored

Earth beneath your feet

[Apech]

The wind in the back

Fire and water mirrored

Earth beneath your feet

 

Earth beneath your feet

Yes I'm doing a handstand

Balancing a sod.

[oildrops]

Balancing a sod

Scratching the earth with my ears

My wristwatch just beeped

Edited December 13, 2012 by oildrops

[ShenLung]

Race to go nowhere
Pointless drama, the stoplight
makes everyone wait.

[Apech]

Race to go nowhere

Pointless drama, the stoplight

makes everyone wait.

 

makes everyone wait,

first, counting seconds, three times,

it's now, now, and now.

[Harmonious Emptiness]

It's now, now, and now

Welcome to the shared present

H'ordeurve? Wait right here...

[Apech]

It's now, now, and now

Welcome to the shared present

H'ordeurve? Wait right here...

 

H'ordeurve? Wait right here...

This product does contain nuts.

Would you like yours crushed?

[Harmonious Emptiness]

H'ordeurve? Wait right here...

This product does contain nuts.

Would you like yours crushed?

 

Would you like yours crushed?

Crushed, or whole, still makes one sick

Toxic treats. Too bad.

[ShenLung]

Would you like yours crushed?

Crushed, or whole, still makes one sick

Toxic treats. Too bad.

 

Toxic treats. Too bad

They looked so good on the shelf

with shiney wrappers.

[Mark Foote]

with shiny wrappers

outer form creates desire

to draw one inside

 

to draw one inside

requires a bowl of milk

an open door, just

[ShenLung]

an open door, just

invites weary wayfarer

take shelter and rest

 

Take shelter and rest

And draw the heavenly dew

under bodhi tree

[Apech]

Take shelter and rest

And draw the heavenly dew

under bodhi tree

 

under bodhi tree

Santa rests his weary slay

Ho, ho, Buddha boy.

[ShenLung]

Under bodhi tree

Santa rests his weary sleigh

Ho, ho, Buddha boy!

 

Ho, ho, Buddha boy

At last the sack is empty;

Here's a gift for you!