Marblehead Posted August 5, 2018 In seeds there are germs. When they are found in water they become filaments. When they are found at the border of water and land they become algae. When they germinate in elevated places they become plantain. When the plantain is found in fertile soil it becomes crow's foot. The crow's foot's roots become scarab grubs and its leaves become butterflies. The butterflies soon evolve into insects that are born beneath the stove. They have the appearance of exuviae {{The dead skins sloughed off by various animals, especially snakes and certain insects.}} and are called "house crickets." After a thousand days the house crickets become birds called "dried surplus bones." The spittle of the dried surplus bones becomes a misty spray and the misty spray becomes mother of vinegar. Midges are born from mother of vinegar; yellow whirligigs are born from fetid wine; blindgnats are born from putrid slimebugs. When goat's-queue couples with bamboo that has not shooted for a long time, they produce greenies. The greenies produce panthers; panthers produce horses; horses produce men; and men return to enter the wellsprings of nature. The myriad things all come out from the wellsprings and all reenter the wellsprings. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldDog Posted August 5, 2018 Sounds 'bout right ... 'cept he left out the part 'bout mice springing forth from a sweaty shirt and wheat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marblehead Posted August 5, 2018 25 minutes ago, OldDog said: Sounds 'bout right ... 'cept he left out the part 'bout mice springing forth from a sweaty shirt and wheat. It was that darned rice wine again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldDog Posted August 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, Marblehead said: ... rice wine ... "I takes delight in the fruit of the barley. " 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
