Owledge Posted November 2, 2019 One person: "I think I heard something." Another person: "You must be imagining things." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owledge Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) After you have read and processed that up there, here is a more digestible version, but it loses in original humor and richness, that is why I only add it below, for the more shallow audience, theheheh. A zen master and his wife awaken at night. Zen master: "I think I heard something." His wife: "You must be imagining things. There is nothing out there." Edited November 2, 2019 by Owledge 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neti neti Posted November 14, 2019 A Zen master ordered a hotdog saying, "I'll have one with everything." Upon asking for his change, the man replied, "Change comes from within." 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owledge Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) Yep, that's a classic. ^^ And in the same spirit. Edited November 15, 2019 by Owledge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owledge Posted November 15, 2019 He made it really easy for the other guy to choose to not answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neti neti Posted November 16, 2019 Appropriately, the question's inherent power of paradox makes the answer quite unnecessary. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owledge Posted November 16, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, neti neti said: Appropriately, the question's inherent power of paradox makes the answer quite unnecessary. The thing is, the guy IS thinking. Well OK, there is that claim that various people can still talk while in the state of no-thought. What an impressive advanced skill. Edited November 16, 2019 by Owledge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
