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I wake up very early one morning and decided to have salmon on toast for breakfast.

I reach over, fumbling, to turn on the bedside table lamp.

I make a mistake and pull the trigger instead .

No more salmon on toast .

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2 minutes ago, Nungali said:

Lately there has been a prowler in  the yard at night .

So I have started to sleep with a loaded pistol on the bed side table.


Not boring enough. :angry:
 

 

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12 minutes ago, Nungali said:

I make a mistake and pull the trigger instead . …

 

(Assuming the ghost of Nungali is posting now): RIP Nungers.

 

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A great tragedy has befallen me !  Lizzy went in the rat trap and it snapped on her head and crushed it    :(

 

Poor Lizzy , she had been a great companion  ( one can get a bit 'picky' , living out in the bush in near hermitage ) ;   she would live under the fridge and poke her head out for nibbles , I was able to hand feed her . In winter she would sneak out and take a position by the fire  and look up to me , in my spot by the fire : 'You aren't going to hassle me are you ?'    No, not at all, make yourself comfortable . And she would stretch out and have a warm nap .

 

I never thought she would eat peanut butter !   (  trap bait for rats ) .

 

But then yesterday , a  lizzy head popped out from under the fridge !  The same type of skink * a little smaller . Son of LIzzy ?   he ate a few  scraps of ham and ducked back in .     Its nice to know I won't be alone . 

 

* large ( near 30cm )  tangerine coloured belly  wood skink

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12 minutes ago, Cobie said:

 

(Assuming the ghost of Nungali is posting now): RIP Nungers.

 

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Maybe the thread needs a  ......

 

 

wait for it  .....

 

 

 

 

 

Exorcism  ? 

 

 

 

:)   

 

 

Spoiler

Exorcisms   not as much fun now ,  what with   YKW  not here to launch a tirade of   complaining and righteousness  ...... at  a joke   ;) 

 

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A deeply respected teacher, Joshu Roshi has not been without controversy over his many years of teaching—there have been allegations of improprieties with students. However, this never gave rise to the institutional shakeups that occurred in other founding Zen centers.

 

("Zen Master Who?", James Ishmael Ford, p 112)

 

 

“My hand just moves. It’s will-less (ishinashini).”

(Joshu Sasaki, quoted in "Some Reflections On Rinzai-Ji", by Giko David Rubin) 

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, Nungali said:

SALMON  (7) 

 

I'm sick

of salmon.

 

try anchovies but not on a date unless she is also eating them....

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25 minutes ago, old3bob said:

 

try anchovies but not on a date unless she is also eating them....

 

 

Okay , I will take your advice  and try it on that woman that ran off . 

 

< ring  ring  > 

 

"Hello , it's me Nungali . Remember me , they guy that could never have Salmon on toast for a variety of reasons ? Anyway, I was wondering if you would like to link up for a meal , on advice from a Daobum he suggested we both have anchovies on top of dates  ... hello ...... helloooo  ?   "  

 

:huh:

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4 hours ago, Nungali said:

 

 

Okay , I will take your advice  and try it on that woman that ran off . 

 

< ring  ring  > 

 

"Hello , it's me Nungali . Remember me , they guy that could never have Salmon on toast for a variety of reasons ? Anyway, I was wondering if you would like to link up for a meal , on advice from a Daobum he suggested we both have anchovies on top of dates  ... hello ...... helloooo  ?   "  

 

:huh:

 

ok, she failed the test so that will save time instead of finding out later ;)

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On 12/22/2024 at 1:25 PM, Mark Foote said:

 

A deeply respected teacher, Joshu Roshi has not been without controversy over his many years of teaching—there have been allegations of improprieties with students. However, this never gave rise to the institutional shakeups that occurred in other founding Zen centers.

 

("Zen Master Who?", James Ishmael Ford, p 112)

 

“My hand just moves. It’s will-less (ishinashini).”

(Joshu Sasaki, quoted in "Some Reflections On Rinzai-Ji", by Giko David Rubin) 

 

241222-The_Addams_Family_29.jpg

 

since that is a left hand a "right" hand doesn't know what it is doing...

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