Nungali Posted 10 hours ago SALMON (6) I wake up very early one morning and decided to have salmon on toast for breakfast. I reach over, fumbling, to turn on the bedside table lamp. I make a mistake and pull the trigger instead . No more salmon on toast . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cobie Posted 10 hours ago (edited) 2 minutes ago, Nungali said: Lately there has been a prowler in the yard at night . So I have started to sleep with a loaded pistol on the bed side table. Not boring enough. Edited 10 hours ago by Cobie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted 10 hours ago Just now, Cobie said: Not boring enough. My dadist version of SALMON needed a prelude . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cobie Posted 10 hours ago (edited) 12 minutes ago, Nungali said: I make a mistake and pull the trigger instead . … (Assuming the ghost of Nungali is posting now): RIP Nungers. Edited 10 hours ago by Cobie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted 10 hours ago A great tragedy has befallen me ! Lizzy went in the rat trap and it snapped on her head and crushed it Poor Lizzy , she had been a great companion ( one can get a bit 'picky' , living out in the bush in near hermitage ) ; she would live under the fridge and poke her head out for nibbles , I was able to hand feed her . In winter she would sneak out and take a position by the fire and look up to me , in my spot by the fire : 'You aren't going to hassle me are you ?' No, not at all, make yourself comfortable . And she would stretch out and have a warm nap . I never thought she would eat peanut butter ! ( trap bait for rats ) . But then yesterday , a lizzy head popped out from under the fridge ! The same type of skink * a little smaller . Son of LIzzy ? he ate a few scraps of ham and ducked back in . Its nice to know I won't be alone . * large ( near 30cm ) tangerine coloured belly wood skink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nungali Posted 10 hours ago 12 minutes ago, Cobie said: (Assuming the ghost of Nungali is posting now): RIP Nungers. Maybe the thread needs a ...... wait for it ..... Exorcism ? Spoiler Exorcisms not as much fun now , what with YKW not here to launch a tirade of complaining and righteousness ...... at a joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
