It was invented by Jews

[Lois]

• Albert Einstein: Theory of relativity
• André Citroën: Citroën automobile
• Isaac Asimov: Three Laws of Robotics
• Alexander Luria: Neuropsychology
• Julius Axelrod: Humoral transmitters in nerve endings and the mechanisms of their storage, release, and inactivation
• Alexander Samoilov: Electrophysiology
• Anatoly Rapoport: The connection between language, thought, and action
• Alexei Abrikosov: Theory of magnetic properties of superconducting alloys, theory of semimetals like bismuth, theory of short-range spin glasses, theory of high-temperature superconductivity
• August Wassermann: Wassermann test for syphilis
• Genrikh Altshuller: Theory of Inventive Problem Solving
• Baruch (Benedict) Spinoza: Ethical philosophy
• Betty Friedan: Feminism
• Max Born: Quantum mechanics
• Andrey Budker: Theory of cyclic accelerators
• Boris Rosing: Television
• Boris Semenovich Jacobi: Electric motor and electroplating
• Baruch Blumberg: Hepatitis B antigen
• Emil Berliner: Telephone microphone, gramophone, and helicopter
• Bruno Pontecorvo: Neutron logging method for prospecting oil-bearing areas, as well as a method for detecting neutrinos

• Niels Henrik David Bohr: Theory of atomic reactions and nuclear energy
• Paul Berg: Genetic engineering
• Hans Albrecht Bethe: Discovered the source of stellar energy
• Sergey Brin: Google
• Boris Zbarsky: Bactericide used to embalm Lenin
• Richard Martin Willstätter: Chemical structure of alkaloids, blood pigments, chlorophylls, enzymes, and cocaine. Synthetic cocaine
• Vladimir Khavkin: Anti-plague and anti-cholera vaccines
• Waksman: Antibiotics
• Gustav Ludwig Hertz: Quantum mechanics
• Gregory Pincus: Oral contraceptives
• Leopold Godowsky: Color photography
• Grigory Yavlinsky: Yabloko Party
• Mikhail Iosifovich Gurevich, together with Mikoyan: MiG-1 fighter jet, designed for high-altitude air combat. After improvements, the MiG-3 fighter was widely used on the fronts of the war. After the war, Gurevich, together with Mikoyan, designed the first Soviet high-speed jet fighters of the MiG series - MiG-9 (1945), MiG-15 (1947), MiG-17 (1949), as well as the supersonic fighters MiG-19 (1955), MiG-21  

[Lois]

Mary: 'Invented' Jesus Christ

Jews (all together): One day of rest per week

King David: Book of Psalms

James Clerk Maxwell: Theory of the electromagnetic field

Josephson: Josephson effect

Selman Waksman: Streptomycin - the first effective treatment for tuberculosis

Sigmund Freud: Psychoanalysis

Isaac Luria: Hasidism

Jesus Christ and the apostles: Christianity

Isaac Singer: Sewing machine

Joseph Shklovsky: Modern astrophysics

Isidor Rabi: Radio spectroscopy

Gavriil Abramovich Ilizarov: Method of bone growth

Yuri Vasilyevich Kondratyuk (Alexander Ignatievich Shargey): Basic rocket motion equation

Karl Marx: Communism

Christopher Columbus: America

Kazimir Funk: Vitamins

Leonid Kantorovich: Linear programming, one of the founders of the theory of optimal planning and management of the national economy, the theory of optimal use of raw materials.  

[Lois]

Joseph Yakovlevich Kotin: Heavy tanks KV-2, KV-16, KV-85, IS-1, IS-2, heavy self-propelled artillery installations SU-152, ISU-152, ISU-122. He led the development of heavy tanks IS-4, T-10, floating tank PT-76, floating armored personnel carrier BTR-50P, logging tractor KT-12, wheeled tractor K-700, etc.

John Kemeny: BASIC and the Internet

René Cassin: Declaration of Human Rights

Clara Zetkin: March 8 (In memory of the feat of Queen Esther, who saved her people)

Leon Trotsky: Revolution in Russia

Levi Strauss: Jeans

Lavochkin (Aizikovich) Semyon Alekseevich: La and LaG series aircraft, the Burya cruise missile

Lipman Gabriel Jonas: Integral photography method, a method of photographic reproduction of colors based on the phenomenon of interference

Salvador Edward Luria: Genetics of microorganisms, genetic structure of bacteria and viruses

Ludwig Zamenhof: Esperanto

Lev Landau: Theory of superfluidity of helium-2, theories of condensed matter

Leonid Utesov (Vaynsbein): Soviet jazz

Moses: Religion of ethical monotheism + Bible

Otto Meyerhof: Biochemistry

Marcel Marceau (Isar Yossel): Modern pantomime

Ilya Ilyich Mechnikov: Comparative pathology, evolutionary embryology, immunology and microbiology

[Lois]

Moses Nostradamus: Mysterious knowledge

Albert Abraham Michelson: Interferometer

Milton Friedman: Monetary economic theory

Matvey Bronstein: Quantum theory of gravity

Mikhail Leontyevich Mil: Mi series helicopters

Mints Alexander Lvovich: A new principle of accelerator operation, using automatic regulation of parameters based on information from an accelerated particle beam, which was implemented on a synchrotron with a proton beam energy of 76 GeV in Serpukhov

Norbert Wiener: Cybernetics

Nudelman Alexander Emmanuilovich: N-23, NS-37, NS-45 and NS-57 aircraft guns

Tadeusz Reichstein: Ascorbic acid

Robert Hofstadter: X-ray and gamma-ray counters

Jack Steinberger: Two different types of neutrinos and antineutrinos - electron and muon

Samuel Morse: Telegraph apparatus and Morse code

Pavel Grigoryevich Tager: Soviet sound cinema

Edward Teller: Hydrogen and atomic bombs (with assistants). Together with G. Gamow - the selection rule for beta decay

Theodore Herzl: Political Zionism

Lev Termen: Synthesizer (theremin), capacitive security alarm

William Fox: 20th Century Fox film corporation

Edited 20 hours ago by Lois

[Lois]

William Stein: Structure of ribonuclease

Ferdinand Cohn: Microbiology

Alexander Friedman: Modern cosmology and the Big Bang Theory

Alexander Evgenievich Fersman: Geochemistry

Max Factor: Modern cosmetics and makeup

Hyman (Haim) George Rickover: Nuclear submarine

Georg de Hevesy: The method of "labeled atoms"

Christian Friedrich Samuel Hahnemann: Homeopathy

Chaim Weizmann: A new method for producing acetone, necessary for the manufacture of ammunition

Emma Goldman: Modern anarchism

Edwin Land: Polaroid camera and spy listening devices

Erich Fromm: Neo-Freudianism

[Lois]

Edmund Husserl: Phenomenology

Emil Kio: A bunch of tricks

Édouard Bénédictus: Bulletproof glass

Rosalyn Sussman Yalow: Method for determining insulin in the blood

[Nungali]

You wouldn't be Jewish  yourself  by any remote and co-incidental  chance would you  ?  

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

Be careful with pattern recognition, it is racist I’ve been told. Remember to say that not aaaaall Jews invented general relativity  

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

The greater question is why do they overachieve so much? I believe it is in large part heter iska and in/out group thinking taken to the extreme of extremes that makes it possible. If you not Jewish, you are dog shit goyem.

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

16 minutes ago, Nungali said:

You wouldn't be Jewish  yourself  by any remote and co-incidental  chance would you  ?  

I believe He has returneth.

 

Jesus Appears to Thomas

24 Now Thomas (also known as Didymus[a]), one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came. 25 So the other disciples told him, “We have seen the Lord!”

But he said to them, “Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe.”

26 A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you!”27 Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe.”

28 Thomas said to him, “My Lord and my God!”

29 Then Jesus told him, “Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.”

[Nungali]

Invented by Australians :

They where  first people to 'go a different way'   (they liked the beach back then as well  .... { meaning they stuck to the coast } ) .

They made the first significant sea crossing .

They discovered he first complex aerodynamic principles  ( returning boomerang ) .

Their country had the first songbirds .

They invented and made the first bread.

They developed a  cure for cancer  *

They designed one of the worlds first multi use tools (woomera) .

They where the worlds first agriculturalists .

They developed aquaculture .

The Black Box flight recorder   (not on boomerangs , later )

Medical spray on skin.

Electronic pacemaker.

Google Maps.

Developed penicillin for medical application

Polymer banknotes

Bionic ear

Electric drill (1889)

Winged keel

Permaculture

Wi-Fi technology

Ultrasound scanner

Plastic spectacle lenses

Inflatable escape slide with raft ( for planes )

Cancer vaccines

Baby safety capsule

Wine cask

Blast glass  (much stronger than that 'Jewish bullet proof glass    )

Multi focal contact lenses

Surf ski

Vegemite 

 

 

* Blush-wood nuts  ;   ""The surprising thing for us and the thing that we don't see very often is the speed with which this occurs," Dr Boyle said. "Usually when you treat a tumour it takes several weeks for it to resolve, but this is very, very rapid. "There's a purpling of the area, of the tumour itself, and you see that within five minutes and you come back the next day and the tumour's black and you come back a few days later and the tumour's fallen off."  -  it also contains a substance that causes rapid healing of the site afterwards ;

""The compound works by three ways essentially: it kills the tumour cells directly, it cuts off the blood supply and it also activates the body's own immune system to clean up the mess that's left behind."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-07/queensland-scientists-discover-cancer-fighting-berry/5796106

 

 

[Nungali]

17 minutes ago, Sir Darius the Clairvoyent said:

The greater question is why do they overachieve so much? I believe it is in large part heter iska and in/out group thinking taken to the extreme of extremes that makes it possible. If you not Jewish, you are dog shit goyem.

 

Pardon ? 

 

My Jewish fiends dont see me like that .

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

3 minutes ago, Nungali said:

Vegemite 

I pay my respects.

 

No but really, it was a nice read. We invented the paperclip and a handy tool for cutting cheese, as well as skiing

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[Nungali]

7 minutes ago, Sir Darius the Clairvoyent said:

I believe He has returneth.

 

Jesus Appears to Thomas

24 Now Thomas (also known as Didymus[a]), one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came. 25 So the other disciples told him, “We have seen the Lord!”

But he said to them, “Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe.”

26 A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came and stood among them and said, “Peace be with you!”27 Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe.”

28 Thomas said to him, “My Lord and my God!”

29 Then Jesus told him, “Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.”

 

 

Rabbi and Priest where fishing  -

R :  " So, this Priest caper, you take in a good bit of money with it ?"

P; " Caper ?   I work hard for my congregation and yes, I am looked after and live well ."

R; "What about advancement ? Any chance of improving your position ?"

P; " Advancement ? Well, I suppose one day I could become a Bishop ."

R: " And what then ?"

P; " Well, I suppose after that I could become a Cardinal ."

R; " I see , and what then ?'

P; " Well, if I was a cardinal, and I went to the Vatican, I suppose it would not be impossible that one day I could be elected to be the Pope . "

R;  " And what then ?"

P ; " What then ?   There is no 'what then' after Pope .... why all the questions ? What do you expect me to become after that , Jesus Christ ?"

R ;   " Well  ...... one of 'our boys'  made it  !  "

[Nungali]

5 minutes ago, Sir Darius the Clairvoyent said:

 

We invented .... a handy tool for cutting cheese, ...

 

 

 

? 

 

 

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

6 minutes ago, Nungali said:

 

Pardon ? 

 

My Jewish fiends dont see me like that .

No, I pardon. I was speaking in general. But when you got this chosen thing, some not very appealing doctrine on foreigners and have been living in a world that has been very hard to you, I think it is only natural to go into this sort of mindset. 
 

I was not suggesting your friend saw you as that. But when I think about how a Jew can get interest free loans in my home country and globally, based on his etnicity, and EVERYBODY else has to pay 20%, is it strange  get angry? The whole apartheid genocide going on as well. If you’re a Jew, you are a citizen. If not, you belong in a concentration camp.

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

22 minutes ago, Nungali said:

 

 

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No, ostehøvel:

 

And what might honestly be labeled a candidate for the strangest food ever eaten by man, pølse i vaffel:

 

 

(Yes it’s real)

Edited 18 hours ago by Sir Darius the Clairvoyent
Pølse i vaffel

[Lois]

8 hours ago, Nungali said:

You wouldn't be Jewish  yourself  by any remote and co-incidental  chance would you  ?

You are an expert on some children's issues. I am Jewish.

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

10 minutes ago, Lois said:

You are an expert on some children's issues. I am Jewish.

I mean, you are not helping you’re cause. You are no more worthy than an Eskimo, Norwegian or Congolese person. How you manage to take offense to that speaks volumes. 

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

Another invention by Jews:

 

Here is the translated text to English from the OCR-processed content:

 

Text from Image 1:

“The reality is that there is a very close connection. A letter that was once discovered (and reproduced in Revue Paris 35, II p. 574) provides, in a nutshell, an explanation for this apparent contradiction. The letter is written by a Jew: Baruch Levy to a Jew: Karl Marx, and it states:

 

‘The Jewish people will, as a whole, be their own Messiah. They will achieve their dominance over the world through the mixing of races among other peoples, through the abolition of borders, through the destruction of monarchy, which is the support of individualism, and through…’”

 

Text from Image 2:

“…the establishment of a world republic in which the Jews will hold civic rights.

 

In this new world order, the sons of Israel, scattered throughout the world, will bring the working masses under their leadership. The governance of the various peoples that will form the world republic will, through the victory of the proletariat, fall into the hands of the Jews without significant difficulty.

 

Private property will then be abolished by the Jewish rulers, and all property will belong to the state and be managed by the Jewish rulers.

 

Thus, the promise in the Talmud will be fulfilled, and the Jews, when the time of the Messiah arrives, will come into possession of power over all the world’s property.’”

 

Not to mention the Russian revolution. How noble…

 

edit: I did not provide the source as it is illegal information. The only mention of it you’ll find online is from a Jewish advocacy group «debunking» it. Judge for yourself: https://www.jta.org/archive/j-d-b-news-letter-219

 

That said, the Jewish connection to the Russian revolution is mainstream. Even Churchill says so:

https://archive.org/details/ZionismVsBolshevismByWinstonChurchill

 

Edited 10 hours ago by Sir Darius the Clairvoyent

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

Before I get banned, allow me to be a little bit corny:

 

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through every human heart -- and through all human hearts. This line shifts. Inside us, it oscillates with the years. And even within hearts overwhelmed by evil, one small bridgehead of good is retained

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956
 

of this, I believe there is no doubt.

[Cobie]

 

3 hours ago, Sir Darius the Clairvoyent said:

Before I get banned …

 

Deleted. Instead I filed a report.

 

 

Edited 4 hours ago by Cobie

[ralis]

4 minutes ago, Cobie said:

I would like you to get banned.

 

He should be!!! I have been reporting such behavior to the mods for years and nothing happens!!!

[liminal_luke]

It can be wonderfully affirming to read about the contributions people in one´s in-group (whatever that happens to be) have made to the world.  Perhaps this is why many gays get a kick out of watching the "fab five" give clueless heteros makeovers on the TV show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.  I like the show too, nevermind the fact that my own style is woefully in need of an upgrade. Look at the amazing things my tribe members can do!

 

The downside of public proclamations of fabulousness is that bragging brings out the naysayers.  There´s always a Yin to take down the Yang (or vice versa if you prefer).  Alas, such is the case here.

[Sir Darius the Clairvoyent]

22 minutes ago, Cobie said:

 

 

I would like you to get banned.

 

 

I think it is time to breath with the stomach and relax. Dark shit happens EVERYWHERE by every culture. It does take different forms, however. That Jews has an enourmous, disaportinate economical power is undeniable. 0.02% of the world population, half the billionaires. Why cobie, why