My trip to the urologist...

[SheepishLord]

Recently I discovered that my right epididymis in my scrotal sack has an area that is very hard. I began to suspect that perhaps years of semen retention had formed a seminal stone. Maybe Dr. Lin was right that too much semen retention is the culprit.

 

I began a program of massage, for as Tom Green used to sing:

 

Feel your balls/squeeze your balls/so you don't get cancer

 

(He is my age and had one of his nuts lopped off and Drew left him and his career fell apart.)

 

The area is softening, but I decided to make use of my HMO and go see a Urologist...

 

The doctor had my scrotum ultrasounded for a long time by this homophobic Russian technician who was apparently disturbed by my lack of shame.

 

The good news is that my plumbing is perfect which surprised the urologist. He said he could feel what was like a cyst (which is what I felt also) but it turns out that is it just hard and he suggested I keep massaging it. In other words, the section of the epididymis that is hard is empty on the inside. There are no stones or buildup or cysts or anything--just am empty pipe that happens to be "hard" in that section. He has no clue how it could be hard if there is nothing there, so he says just forget about what can't be explained!

 

Of course, I recognize it as sexual trauma--Reichian genital armouring, if you will, and eventually I will massage it away.

 

Years of qi gong training have enlarged all the tubing, blood system and my testicles themselves due to the pressures and the consequence is that nothing can get stuck apparently. LOL!

 

Now if only I can get my penis as enlarged as my power sack...

 

So there you have it--even hardcore semen retention practiced with porn and girls doesn't create seminal stones. At least not for me.

 

Dr. Lin is still right though--you should cum from time-to-time unless you want to be a monk.

[RON JEREMY]

MATE USE A CLAY PLASTER ON YER HUEVO AS WEL AS MASAGIN WITH CASTOR OIL.

 

ALSO SHIEKKY WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT DA CUM-DITION O YER ANUS AS WELL.

 

DA TAO BUM MAFIA (IT DONT EXIST!)

[SheepishLord]

MATE USE A CLAY PLASTER ON YER HUEVO AS WEL AS MASAGIN WITH CASTOR OIL.

 

ALSO SHIEKKY WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT DA CUM-DITION O YER ANUS AS WELL.

 

DA TAO BUM MAFIA (IT DONT EXIST!)

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Ah yes! The famous Thacker Formula! Castor oil , apple cider vinegar and DMSO (careful with the DMSO 'cause it BURNS).

[Lozen]

Tell me more about DMSO. I was considering putting it in a formula I have because I hear it is so transdermal. What is it, exactly?

[RON JEREMY]

SO YA FINNALLY ADMIT TO YER HAVIN HUEVOS AS WELL. COOL.

BTW CHEK OUT SHIEKKY'S ALL NEW PEGE ON TAOBUM.COM AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

DA TAO BUM MAFFIA (IT DONT EXIST!!!)

[peter falk]

Tell me more about DMSO. I was considering putting it in a formula I have because I hear it is so transdermal. What is it, exactly?

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it's a common food additive. indirect additive if i remember my FDA days correctly. i think it stands for dimethyl sulfoxide. it's a byproduct of pulp production in the paper industry. they used to trash it until new uses were found for it. do a google search and you'll find lots of info.

[SheepishLord]

Tell me more about DMSO. I was considering putting it in a formula I have because I hear it is so transdermal. What is it, exactly?

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Main thing is to be very cautious about quantity and concentration. Check the bottle and see if it is 70% or 90% DMSO and don't go by what is on the bottle. Bottle may say 99.9% DMSO but only 70% of the bottle is DMSO and the rest is water. That 70% DMSO will be 99.9% strength though. Get it?

 

Be careful because if you use too much DMSO it will give you a chemical burn. The burn will heal but having your cock chemically burned is not the nicest thing you can do to your cock. It may take 20 seconds for the burn to occur. Go slow.

 

DMSO will pull any substance it is mixed with into the body. Mix with LSD and water and squirt it onto people. They will start to trip!

 

(Don't actually do this!)