mentholated cunnilingus

[Yoda]

Google is good stuff!

 

Today Yoda learned about performing cunnilingus while sucking on a sugar-free mint, mentholated cough drop.

 

Even the great immortals didn't have cough drops to work with!! They'll have to cultivate humility.

 

Mrs. Yoda is out of town for a few weeks and I tend to be well-behaved... so if somebody could test drive this one and report back to Degoba, that would be appreciated.

 

If that's not a top ten Taoist practice, what is?

 

-Y

[spyrelx]

Try rubbing camphor all over your penis and see what it does to you. That's probably akin to the menthol rug munching treatment.

 

I'd stick to saliva but what do I know?

 

Do let us know if it's actually worth a try.

[RON JEREMY]

JUST SUK SUM TABASCO OR TAPATIO SAUCE, THEN SHOVE YER TONGUE DEEP INTO DA BITCHES PEACH, THEN COUNT TIL 5 N THEN RUN LIKE DA DEVIL.

 

PS: SHUT UP SPYRROLEX, YA WORTHLESS CAMEL RAPIST.

[el_tortugo]

I recomend hot tea..... if you like mint then mint tea....

 

now thats what I call high tea.

[Yoda]

tea? Interesting. The things ya learn on the net! -Y

[el_tortugo]

tea?  Interesting.  The things ya learn on the net! -Y

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yup,

 

well... its a temperature thing mainly.... flavor is a side.

 

i have heard of hot and cold being used alternately but i could only speak for the hot personally.

[RON JEREMY]

THIS DIS-CUSION REMMIND ME WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER, SO TO PAY FOR MINE DOPE I GOT A JOB AS A SECCURITY DUDE AT A LOCAL EMMERGENCY ROOM HOSPITEL,

 

SO I USED TO SMOKE DOPE IN DA DOC'S ROOM N THEN PAS OUT ON A CHAIR WHILE EARNIN A FEW BUX IKE THAST.

 

WELL, THERE WAS THIS NEIGHBORHOOD BITCH N SHE WAS HOOKED UOP ON FREEBASIN, BAK THEN THERE WAS NO CRAK, IT WAS CALED FREEBASIN, SO SHE USED TO FREEBASE SHIT N THEN SHE WHOULD DRINK LIKE A 6 PAK O BEER TO CUM DOWN N THEN EVVERY OTHER NITE SHE WOULD SHOW UP AT DA EMMERGENCY ROOM WHININ N BITCHIN N CUM-PLANINI ABOUT CHEST PAIN N SHE WOULD DISTURB MINE ADDOLECENTIAL MEDDITATIONS, SO

 

ONE NITE I GOT IRITATED, SO I HAD THIS TEAR GAS BOTLE FROM DA SECCURITY CUMPANNY I WAQS WORKIN FOR, SO I FIGGURED DA BITTCH AFTRE DRINKIN ALL DAT BEER WOULD ALWAY DEMMAND DA REST-RROOM KEY TO TAKE A PISSL, SO WHEN I SAW DA BITCH CUMMIN ME RUN ITNO DA WOMENS REST-TROOM N SPRAYED DA TEAR GAS SHIT ON DA TOILLEET PAPPER, I SWEAR ME EMPIETED DA HOLE FUKIN BOTLE ON DAT TOILET PAPER, THEN I CARRELESSLY CUM OUT N DA BICH SHOW UP GRINDIN HER TEETH N CALLIN POOR ME NAMES LIKE, ASS-HOWL, DOG, N ALSO, MORRAN, DEN SHE DEMMANDED DA KEY TO DA WOMENS ROOM, SO ME SMILE AT HER BICTH N GO, SURE THANG, MA'AM, COUNT ON ME FOR ANYTHANG YA MAY NEED TO-NNITE, SO SHE GRAB DA KEE WHILE DA PISS START DRIPIN OUTTA HER SICK CUNT, SO SHE RUSH INTO DA REST-ROOM, SO I COUNT TIL 30 N THEN I HEAR AN *ORIFIC*

SEQQUENCE O EXTREMMELY SCARRY SHRIEKS, THEN DA BITCH RUN OUTTA DA REST-ROOM WITH HER PUSY EX-POUSSED N HER HANDS ON HER PUSY N SHE RAN OUTTA DA HOSPITEL INTO DA NITGHT.AARRGGHH!!

RJ

[Yodas Mom]

that fixed her wagon!

[GrandTrinity]

hahahhaha, good story.

 

Yo I was reading about the using the tofu to enhance sensitivity in the fingers, anyone really do this or someting similar?

[lezlie]

it sounds scary to me. like something that could possibly make the vagina way unhappy later on.

[Lozen]

it sounds scary to me. like something that could possibly make the vagina way unhappy later on.

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I'm with you, grrrl.

[Leo]

Had to chime in here...

 

Mrs Leo (who has not much interest in the Tao) was looking over my shoulder and saw this topic. I read about this in a men's magazine once, and with a mint in my mouth and a smile on my face thought I'd try it out. I thought I'd let her tell you what happened in her own words:

 

"It was terrible. Burning painful itching. And no orgasm. Definitely Not. No fun AT ALL!"

 

She does add that she has sensitive skin, so others MAY enjoy it. But watch out, guys, this one is definitely risky!!

[lezlie]

well, and also it's not so much whether or not it will bring pleasure during.. it's the aftermath that i'm concerned about. even if the candy/cough drop is sugar free, it can consist of a number of things that might cause a yeast infection.

 

the vageen is self cleaning, but women who recieve oral sex from a partner are three times more likely to develop a yeast infection, and that's just from plain saliva. you don't want to up those odds by introducing a foreign substance like cough drops into the equation. that's just like ASKING for a yeast beast to come. any woman will tell you it's not worth the risk.

 

want to kink it up a notch and not put your lady at risk?

use ice... or use coconut oil (organic) - not only is coconut oil the perfect lube (not safe for condoms, however) but it kills vaginal yeast and candida - will make her vageen very happy. plus it smells good and is excellent to cook with, i hear.

[peter falk]

want to kink it up a notch and not put your lady at risk?

use ice... or use coconut oil (organic) - not only is coconut oil the perfect lube (not safe for condoms, however) but it kills vaginal yeast and candida - will make her vageen very happy. plus it smells good and is excellent to cook with, i hear.

 

you hear? i'd like to hear mrs. columbo......making.......sounds........

[Yoda]

coconut oil! Great tip! -Yoda

[thelerner]

what do you do with the left over coconut ?

 

Peas

 

Michael

[lezlie]

i picked up a jar of coconut oil today at WholeFoods. review forthcoming...

[sunshine]

i picked up a jar of coconut oil today at WholeFoods. review forthcoming...

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I can't stand this coconut taste...

[Yoda]

Like liquor and cigarettes, everything down there is probably an aquired taste. What's one more for the list?

 

If I recall the contents of the local sex shoppe correctly, there should be flavored lubricants that would be latex compatible. May I suggest butterscotch?

 

yum!

 

-Yoda

[peter falk]

Like liquor and cigarettes, everything down there is probably an aquired taste.  What's one more for the list?

 

If I recall the contents of the local sex shoppe correctly, there should be flavored lubricants that would be latex compatible.  May I suggest butterscotch?

 

yum!

 

-Yoda

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speaking of flavors......

 

here's what i don't get, and i might be telling more than you want to know, but to hell with it. chinese girls, the sichuan ones in particular, always have a very mild odor and flavor. it surprises me even more with the sichuanese owing to the diet of nuclear hotpot they eat. similar things can be said of the hunan girls who's diet is also comprised of fissionable material. shit, it's not just mild, it's downright sweet tasting. no exceptions in my experience. yet back in america there is such a diversity of "happy valleys" you never know what you're going to get into.

[Yoda]

I can now show off next time I'm at a Chinese restaurant! -Yoda

[peter falk]

I can now show off next time I'm at a Chinese restaurant!  -Yoda

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just remember the best food is under the table.......

[lezlie]

uhhhhhmmm... coconut oil is hired.

 

if you don't like the taste of coconut oil, that's too bad. i don't currently know of another recommendation.

 

if you like or LOVE the taste of coconut then get a jar of this today. great for use during oral for him or her, great for hand jobs, and wonderful for intercourse if you aren't using condoms.

 

the oil is super slick, long lasting, tastes and smells great!

also kills bad bacteria, could it be any more perfect?

[Yoda]

Lezlie--Solid review! Taoism at it's best! Just get it in the cooking section?

 

 

New Meditation:

 

Mrs. Yoda is out of town, but I came up with a great meditation as I had a few hours on the road back from Athens, GA. Here it is: I imagined that I was lapping the peach with the tongue moving up, eyes looking up, with the inhale (sometimes adding a subvocal "mmm") and then the tongue down, eyes down with a subvocal "ah" on exhale. I've been doing this microcosmic drill in dual cultivation, but shifting it to pure imagination was quite nice too. That's the magic of cunnilingus--lots of intense sexual energy but no danger of overload, so you can keep it going forever and many times throughout the day (at least in my imagination) I did it for about 2 hours straight on my drive until the rain made me concentrate more on the road.

 

 

Over the past several months, I'm gradually becoming the Sex in the City tongue master.

 

-Yoda

[peter falk]

Over the past several months, I'm gradually becoming the Sex in the City tongue master.

 

this reminds me a hysterical movie if you can find it. it's a softcore porn thing called "a chinese turture chamber story." only disc 2 is worth watching for this great scene that spoofs hing kong kung fu movies flicks. this guy and a woman do sexual king fu, but it's not mantak chia at all. it's basically a kung fu fight, but what they try to do is out screw each other.

 

in this scene they trash talk each other with all the bravado of kung fu films and the guy, at one point pins the woman and proclaims he will use the "invincible tongue." mrs. columbo and i had real hoot. tried the move later that night to see how it worked.