the tao bums map

[hagar]

[Rubedo]

Are you the only italian?

 

I'm italian too.

Map is good idea.

 

Peace.

[minkus]

Nice idea hehe, Antwerp is placed on the map also now

[HupGerk]

Hagar,

 

Ah, yes! The good old days of war, pillage and plunder

 

Of course, we have since then devised a much less obivious and far more sinister plan for world domination.

 

Furniture.

 

You may not be living on Swedish territory but we won't stop until your chairs, desks, kitchens, sofas, tv-benches, shower curtains and beds are all designed by us.

 

And to give you a false sense of "freedom", we let you assemble them yourself too, while convincing you that they are somehow cheaper than the competition.

 

Tremble, world, tremble.

[Yoda]

OMG... I'm sitting on above mentioned self assembled furniture as we speak.

[Kronos]

me => Switzerland

at least 2 people are from Switzerland, nils also lives here

[hagar]

Hagar,

 

Ah, yes! The good old days of war, pillage and plunder

 

Of course, we have since then devised a much less obivious and far more sinister plan for world domination.

 

Furniture.

 

You may not be living on Swedish territory but we won't stop until your chairs, desks, kitchens, sofas, tv-benches, shower curtains and beds are all designed by us.

 

And to give you a false sense of "freedom", we let you assemble them yourself too, while convincing you that they are somehow cheaper than the competition.

 

Tremble, world, tremble.

 

Actually, my theory is that IKEA has employed a secret branch of energy vampires in the HR staff, so to suck out the last drop of life force of any male that enters their insanely organized outlets, and my guess is that it happens through the stobe lights.

 

In addition, swedes are occupying all, and I mean all service jobs in Oslo these days, and they are stealthily infiltrating the health care system as well.

 

Why haven't anyone figured out their hidden agenda of world domination, through being trendy, goodlooking and making affordable, yet chique furniture, sturdy cars, and through a secret breeding program producing blonde, amazone-like women, with wide child-bearing hips?

 

And what's the deal with "sommartorpet"?

 

h

Edited October 27, 2008 by hagar

[HupGerk]

Hagar,

 

I think you might be right. It must be the deadly I**A worm in action! Although as a tool for world domination, I feel it could use some improvement because it seems to affect Swedish male specimen in exactly the same manner... Must write customer services and complain.

 

Speaking of customer service? What service? You need to lower your wages so that we can get those few service minded people to come home again. Please?

 

Oh...and you can consider Sommartorpet well overdue payback for a whole generation of children having to grow up while watching Fleksnes re-runs on the telly during prime time...muahahaha!

 

 

Yoda,

 

Yesssssssssssssssss...yessssssssssssssss...and it is sufficiently comfortable without being flashy too...isn't it...

 

 

HG

Edited October 27, 2008 by HupGerk

[hagar]

Hagar,

 

I think you might be right. It must be the deadly I**A worm in action! Although as a tool for world domination, I feel it could use some improvement because it seems to affect Swedish male specimen in exactly the same manner... Must write customer services and complain.

 

Speaking of customer service? What service? You need to lower your wages so that we can get those few service minded people to come home again. Please?

 

Oh...and you can consider Sommartorpet well overdue payback for a whole generation of children having to grow up while watching Fleksnes re-runs on the telly during prime time...muahahaha!

Yoda,

 

Yesssssssssssssssss...yessssssssssssssss...and it is sufficiently comfortable without being flashy too...isn't it...

HG

 

I rest my case, and think we may be frustrating the uninitiated in this thread.

 

I sense that swedes never get exhauset by shopping. Actually, they always seem fresh and neat.

Scary.

 

h

[sheng zhen]

In addition, swedes are occupying all, and I mean all service jobs in Oslo these days, and they are stealthily infiltrating the health care system as well.

YES!!! Ive seen this! Its scary! The sweeds are silently occupying the norwegian country by taking control over what we love the most; beer and food!!! Im guess they are still emotionally hurt for all the jokes we have made about them over the years

[HupGerk]

Wait a minute!!!

 

You guys have food AND beer?

 

My God, I can't wait until the guys hear about this!

 

Prepare to be invaded!!!

 

HG

[sheng zhen]

Wait a minute!!!

 

You guys have food AND beer?

 

My God, I can't wait until the guys hear about this!

 

Prepare to be invaded!!!

 

HG

[hervoyel]

Pietro:

 

Are you the only italian?

 

Actually, I'm surprised myself. I see we are 4 on the map, and as I recall there are atleast 3 more. And only from my own part of Norway we are 3 bums.

We're only 4.5 mill people, and our neighouring countries Finland, Sweden have no members, and Denmark have one.

 

We definately should set up a norse forum here, or thread.

Any theories as to why we're so many?

No good forums in our native tounge?

Up for suggestions.

 

h

I am italian, too! I just don't happen to be living in Italy...

[Spectrum]

Can we set up some mutual practice times that are in relative location on the grid to each other? i.e. lets follow the shapes of the sounds we're hearing. You know who you are.

 

Face to Face

Back to Back

Side to Side

Edited October 27, 2008 by Spectrum

[hagar]

Can we set up some mutual practice times that are in relative location on the grid to each other? i.e. lets follow the shapes of the sounds we're hearing. You know who you are.

 

Face to Face

Back to Back

Side to Side

 

Great idea!

[Stigweard]

I guess we wont be having our TaoBums convention in South Africa !

[Mal]

Yea, just try to search for "Tao" "bum" or "map"

 

anyhow for the new bums stick in a marker, if you feel like it

 

edit: although the map seems to have disappeared oh well it was good searching practice.... was just trying to remember if we had any other Hong Kong bums.

[mantis]

Yea, just try to search for "Tao" "bum" or "map"

 

anyhow for the new bums stick in a marker, if you feel like it

 

edit: although the map seems to have disappeared oh well it was good searching practice.... was just trying to remember if we had any other Hong Kong bums.

 

?

 

map works fine for me

[mentalground0]

yup - map is still good and i placed myself on there

 

greetings from Filthadelphia!

[Mal]

Weird IE is telling me there are 82 markers, but not showing the actual map........ There it is, refresh didn't work but deleting tempory internet files did.

 

I always fire up firefox on the home computer.

[exorcist_1699]

Funny, I have placed mine .

[picnic]

I'm on (somewhere near sydney Aus)

 

Hey Mal you gotta stop using IE !!

[90_1494798740]

Sweden is not so empty anymore ...

[Anabhogya-Carya]

I live in the Thule ******** base with Hitler and the remaining SS. Soon we will leave the begin the 4th reich in our UFO's. Only then will I releave the location on the map

[Stigweard]

Bump!!