Birch Posted December 1, 2012 Granted. But now nobody knows when to stop mowing the lawn. I wish I had miraculous healing powers. Granted. Look outside. There are now millions of people who have made a long and arduous trek to see you (they don't believe it's so miraculous as to work remotely) and they're not being housed or fed or cared for so disease sets in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Humble Posted December 1, 2012 Granted. Look outside. There are now millions of people who have made a long and arduous trek to see you (they don't believe it's so miraculous as to work remotely) and they're not being housed or fed or cared for so disease sets in. I wish you made a wish just now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eskrimador Posted December 1, 2012 I wish for world peace. Also bigger apartment would be nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birch Posted December 1, 2012 Granted. -K- makes a wish that Humble will make a wish for -K- to make a wish and a paradox opens and unravels reality as we know it. I wish I could clearly experience any perspective I chose to see from at any time. Granted. My wishing crapped up the thread order leading to random wish-making posts not granting previous wishes as the prior order of the universe and reality as we knew it had previously dictated. Then new user Eskrimador turned up and didn't grant nor corrupt Viator's wish proving that reality has no longer any room for wishing anything. Welcome to the new world order. I wish Eskrimador would grant and corrupt Viator's wish so we can all go back to normal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Posted December 2, 2012 (edited) Eskrimador grants Viator's wish, but in doing so reveals Viator's dark secret obsession with bunnies, leading everyone to believe Viator may in fact be a hyper-intelligent bunny himself. I wish people saw each other as brothers and sisters, rather than just strangers on the street. Edited December 2, 2012 by Aaron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted December 2, 2012 Wish granted. Now everyone on earth sees each other as only siblings, and all procreation ceases entirely...and the human race ends within 100 years from today. I wish for a piece of cake. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan Posted December 2, 2012 granted. It's been sitting out in the rain for about 3 years, but.... granted... ... I wish for an endless supply of all varieties of potato and all varieties of potato based foods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eskrimador Posted December 2, 2012 Potato make you slow and fat. Everybod eat potato got big bottom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Protector Posted December 3, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=UpGueBDAPiI&NR=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShenLung Posted December 4, 2012 granted. It's been sitting out in the rain for about 3 years, but.... granted... ... I wish for an endless supply of all varieties of potato and all varieties of potato based foods. (Eskrimador hasn't collected all seven dragonballs yet, and can't make a wish) Granted. A semi truck bound for the grocery store runs off of the road and crashes through the wall of your home. I wish I hadn't eaten that second breakfast burrito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan Posted December 4, 2012 Granted. But it will take 12 hours for the wish to take full effect. AND as an added bonus, your wish is NOT corrupted, just the 'corrupt a wish" thread-by not corrupting your wish! I wish i had corrupted your wish... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted December 4, 2012 I wish I hadn't eaten that second breakfast burrito. Granted. But it will take 12 hours for the wish to take full effect. AND as an added bonus, your wish is NOT corrupted, just the 'corrupt a wish" thread-by not corrupting your wish! I wish i had corrupted your wish... Granted. Shenlung farts loud and long at inappropriate time despite only one bean breakfast burrito. I wish for a Verizon 4g Mac Mini Ipad w/ 64 gig memory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birch Posted December 5, 2012 Granted. Due to its incredibly high network speed and data storage capacities your telco costs are now equivalent to the GDP of Belgium. I wish I wasn't obsessed with interior design. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Humble Posted December 5, 2012 Granted but you are now obsessed with mouse wrangling I wish for peace on Earth Granted. Due to its incredibly high network speed and data storage capacities your telco costs are now equivalent to the GDP of Belgium. I wish I wasn't obsessed with interior design. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mal Posted December 15, 2012 Granted Peace on Earth is the Best Melbourne Day Spa Retreat in the City CBD (and I'm rather concerned that was the top result for "peace on earth" on google !!!) I wish for goodwill to all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flolfolil Posted December 15, 2012 I wish for goodwill to all Goodwill has a sale at every store location, 50% off! i wish that the next persons wish is un - corruptable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birch Posted December 15, 2012 Goodwill has a sale at every store location, 50% off! i wish that the next persons wish is un - corruptable Granted. My wish is that what be, be, haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oildrops Posted December 15, 2012 I wish I had not wished this wish. Granted. Instead you wished for your head for become a pickled egg. I wish I were big. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted December 15, 2012 Granted. You are so big that the entire universe is just a cell in your actual body (each galaxy being an atom). Unfortunately, nothing exists outside of your real big body...and no one in the tiny cellular universe acknowledges you. I wish for only the best of things to happen to everyone for the rest of eternity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandmasterP Posted December 15, 2012 I wish this cold would go. Man Flu... Nothing worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
forestofclarity Posted 8 hours ago I wish this thread would start up again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cobie Posted 7 hours ago (edited) Wish granted. And therewith the door opened to various creepy comments as today is Halloween. I wish people would accept others with (harmless) different ideas. Edited 5 hours ago by Cobie 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
forestofclarity Posted 5 hours ago 2 hours ago, Cobie said: Wish granted. And therewith the door opened to various creepy comments as today is Halloween. I wish people would accept others with (harmless) different ideas. Granted. Everyone's brain in connected into a hideous, Borg like-hive mind. Everyone shares on collective mind I wish I could speak, read, and write any language I wanted to. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cobie Posted 5 hours ago (edited) 2 hours ago, forestofclarity said: Everyone's brain in connected into a hideous, Borg like-hive mind. Everyone shares on collective mind Noooooooooo, the horror. That’s why I am a ‘dualist’ (is that a thing? I mean a person with a not ‘non-dual’ outlook). Spoiler But I’m not sure I understand what ‘non-dual’ actually means. Quote I wish I could speak, read, and write any language I wanted to. Wish granted. Only for you to find out that in none of these languages you can connect emotionally with other people (Ha ha, evil laughter emoji). Edited 2 hours ago by Cobie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
