goldisheavy Posted March 24, 2009 Hey guys, I went to one Tai Chi class and I wanted to give my feedback. The guy there had a nice beard. The beard said "I know what I am doing". Also the guy wore very authentic clothing. I don't know what it is but it looked Chinese so it gave me a sense of confidence. And when the guy demonstrated Tai Chi moves, I noticed a pleasant body smell. Very good. Good smile. Nice person. A++++++++ Highly recommended. Would do business again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted March 24, 2009 I'm glad you've found a fun way to stimulate the economy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
i_am_sam Posted March 24, 2009 did you get tea? no tea, no good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mYTHmAKER Posted March 24, 2009 Hey guys, I went to one Tai Chi class and I wanted to give my feedback. The guy there had a nice beard. The beard said "I know what I am doing". Also the guy wore very authentic clothing. I don't know what it is but it looked Chinese so it gave me a sense of confidence. And when the guy demonstrated Tai Chi moves, I noticed a pleasant body smell. Very good. Good smile. Nice person. A++++++++ Highly recommended. Would do business again. You gotta be kidding. That's the way i choose my teachers - i smell em I also don't care how they move as long as they wear the right clothing LOL Nice person is important Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted March 24, 2009 I go for the nice beard most of all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goldisheavy Posted March 25, 2009 PROTIP: You better believe the beard is where it's at. Just look at this guy for example: Every real Taoist teacher and immortal has a beard. If you don't spot the beard, it's most likely a fake teacher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mYTHmAKER Posted March 25, 2009 PROTIP: You better believe the beard is where it's at. Just look at this guy for example: Every real Taoist teacher and immortal has a beard. If you don't spot the beard, it's most likely a fake teacher. good point - will keep it in mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelerner Posted March 25, 2009 You should grow a beard too. It will undoubtedly improve your Tai Chi. But the fresh Tai Chi smell. That takes years. Michael Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mYTHmAKER Posted March 25, 2009 You should grow a beard too. It will undoubtedly improve your Tai Chi. But the fresh Tai Chi smell. That takes years. Michael I know where to buy Tai Chi deodorant Saves years of practice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sunya Posted March 25, 2009 I am 23 and can not grow a beard. this realization has been haunting me for years, knowing the truth that to be a sage a beard is required. My life dream of living on a mountain like Pai Mei in Kill Bill 2 is shattered. any student that climbs the mountain and sees a beardless sage, will only see a false prophet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goldisheavy Posted March 25, 2009 any student that climbs the mountain and sees a beardless sage, will only see a false prophet. Amen brother. Not a truer word has been spoken. This is why I have my doubts about some of the Gurus on this forum. Glowing hands are good and bright smiles are good, but having a naked chin is a dead give away of amateurism. What good is your smile if you have no beard? It doesn't look convincing at all. I mean, I know what sages look like. I also know what Joe Plumber looks like. Nobody can fool me. The difference is obvious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sunya Posted March 25, 2009 (edited) Amen. Puberty is my path to enlightenment. Edited March 25, 2009 by mikaelz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walker Posted March 25, 2009 I am 23 and can not grow a beard. this realization has been haunting me for years, knowing the truth that to be a sage a beard is required. My life dream of living on a mountain like Pai Mei in Kill Bill 2 is shattered. any student that climbs the mountain and sees a beardless sage, will only see a false prophet. Have you considered growing your hair out and tying it in a knot underneath your chin? If your hair is long enough, you can even make a "bottom knot" and skewer it tight with a piece of ivory or bone. Many young sages I have met go with this method. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteTiger Posted March 25, 2009 Puberty is my path to enlightenment. HAHAHA So funny... I agree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mat black Posted March 25, 2009 I know where to buy Tai Chi deodorant Saves years of practice HAHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
contrivedname! Posted March 28, 2009 i guess this means that women have to get mass testosterone injections in order to "grow" their sagliness (aka beard). it now makes so much sense that so many religions consider men superior, it is the ability to become an outstanding sage (aka adept beard grower) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
