GrandTrinity Posted October 7, 2005 I find that the healing tao bearaucracy is a joke. Who are they to say you can teach this meditations? On the other hand it is good. Anyway, I dont want to have them certify me in shit. I mean, thats cool, but not really. So anyways, I have a meditation to like 30 people at a potluck dinner yesterday and it was very well received. Did a quick 8 peice of brocade, meditation and massage...anyways, people want more...but I am not "certified" to teach by the Healing Tao or anyone, not that I would be teaching strictly their shit, but I think thats one of the best programs. Anyways, there is the American Association of Taoist Studies, there is other ones that are cool, but I want to start me own, what should it be called?  How about  Eternal Church of the Tao or The Clear Monastary (get it? cant see it!) or Eternal Church of the Universe or Trinity Universal Church or Church of the One Love or Church of the 3rd eye i will stop saying or now Church of Aquarius Love of God International shit, this sucks, how about Heavenly Mother Church******* yeah! thats a good 1! Pure Water International Church of the Ark Church of the Holy Grail nice! Fountain of Youth International niiiiiiice! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Garden of Eden Healing Meditations Higher Meditations Balanced Meditation Order of the Tao Golden Ratio Meditations BuddhaTao Chi and Tea Art of Meditation Art of being Ontology Healing Heart Meditation Healing Heart Arts Bridge of Fire nice! aaaaawwwwwwwwwww uuuuuh uuuuhhh shiiiot Heavenly Mother Liberation Front Taoist meditation arts Arts Of the Way Way of Art meditation fuck the healing dao universal tao universal Dao healing Tao mothafucka this Healing Dao is really good, perhaps I should just change the D to a t? is that legal? living tao the zendao buddhood buddha hood buddha church of buddhachrist Buddha Meditations buddha Tao BUddha tao meditaions BUddha tree meditations Big Buddha meditation Eagle Meditation Iron Eagle Meditation jade stalk? where have i heard that? Dragon fire meditation dancing baby meditation prenatal meditation cosmic meditation church of the heavenly mother liberation front Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaoWaDiddy Posted October 7, 2005 Or, how about:  McTao Tao R Us Bubba's House of Tao Dunkin DaoNuts   All seriousness aside, Charlie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobD Posted October 7, 2005 Dunkin DaoNuts That's just painful! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine Posted October 7, 2005 That's just painful! 7698[/snapback] Â That one is cooooooooooool.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrandTrinity Posted October 7, 2005 hahahaha dunken daonuts, i like it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
el_tortugo Posted October 8, 2005 hahahaha dunken daonuts, i like it! 7722[/snapback]   drunken' daonuts  mud pill palace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites