Aetherous Posted April 1, 2009 Today I was in class, and subtly practicing...when all of a sudden the girl next to me began to bounce up and down, then suddenly she started to disappear starting at the neck and expanding up and down and out! Â It only lasted about 20 seconds. Everyone jumped back, and STILL no one knows what exactly that was all about. Needless to say everyone was weirded out the rest of the day...especially the girl. Â I'm just kind of confused. Why is it that I practice constantly, yet don't achieve that level? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunder_Gooch Posted April 1, 2009 Today I was in class, and subtly practicing...when all of a sudden the girl next to me began to bounce up and down, then suddenly she started to disappear starting at the neck and expanding up and down and out! Â It only lasted about 20 seconds. Everyone jumped back, and STILL no one knows what exactly that was all about. Needless to say everyone was weirded out the rest of the day...especially the girl. Â I'm just kind of confused. Why is it that I practice constantly, yet don't achieve that level? Â what method are you using? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gendao Posted April 1, 2009 Today I was in class, and subtly practicing...when all of a sudden the girl next to me began to bounce up and down, then suddenly she started to disappear starting at the neck and expanding up and down and out! It only lasted about 20 seconds. Everyone jumped back, and STILL no one knows what exactly that was all about. Needless to say everyone was weirded out the rest of the day...especially the girl.  I'm just kind of confused. Why is it that I practice constantly, yet don't achieve that level? Holy crap! Were you all practicing Kunlun? Man, I can't wait to see that. It just sounds so surreal... But, 20 whole seconds? Grab your cell phone next time and snap a shot, mang!  Anyhow, is this chick really a n00b, or has she cultivated (in Kunlun or something else) for a while now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sloppy Zhang Posted April 1, 2009 That girl is a meditation genius. If she took up any type of meditation seriously, she'd probably go right to the top. Â Or she's just a naturally sensitive person, and picked up on your practices (in the past I think you say you've had experience with Kunlun, maybe she picked up on that) and she reacted to it. Â Or it's an April Fool's joke in which case haha very funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted April 1, 2009 Or it's an April Fool's joke in which case haha very funny. Â Dude, I had to do it. This is the Tao Bums and no one did anything all day? Â Too bad I'm not creative enough for it to have been a really good one...if I was Yoda or Sean I would've been like, "The forum is being shut down tomorrow." Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mantis Posted April 1, 2009 Dude, I had to do it. This is the Tao Bums and no one did anything all day? Â Too bad I'm not creative enough for it to have been a really good one...if I was Yoda or Sean I would've been like, "The forum is being shut down tomorrow." Â Â got me, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aetherous Posted April 1, 2009 Thanks man...that makes me feel better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gendao Posted April 1, 2009 Too bad I'm not creative enough for it to have been a really good one...if I was Yoda or Sean I would've been like, "The forum is being shut down tomorrow."Ha, it was good enough for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda Posted April 1, 2009 Sean has found God and the forum will be shut down tomorrow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sloppy Zhang Posted April 1, 2009 Sean has found God and the forum will be shut down tomorrow! Â That's funny because I haven't seen Sean at all. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda Posted April 2, 2009 Sean materially ascended a year ago but they still let him post! Â Even Elijah doesn't have posting rights, so that's a real honor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mal Posted April 2, 2009 ROFLMAO Â p.s. it's the 2nd of April here now so I was totally unprepared, good post Scotty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Owledge Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Sean has found God and the forum will be shut down tomorrow! Says who? ... God? ... Pffffh! Â Sean materially ascended a year ago but they still let him post!Maybe you misunderstood and he materialistically ascended. Edited April 2, 2009 by Hardyg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Sunya Posted April 2, 2009 I heard that Sean has been gone because he's working on the new layout for the site and renaming it to Christ Bums Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smile Posted April 2, 2009 The Kunlun technique is not about the meditation, it's about the process of letting go. The more you let go, the more stuff starts to happen. So some may do a Kunlun technique for 10 years with limited results, while other just sit down, let all go, and .... Â Btw, I don't know why I said all that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Mokona Posted April 2, 2009 The Kunlun technique is not about the meditation, it's about the process of letting go. The more you let go, the more stuff starts to happen. So some may do a Kunlun technique for 10 years with limited results, while other just sit down, let all go, and .... Â Btw, I don't know why I said all that... Â My Reiki teacher Tom loves Kunlun, and he "lets go" really easily, alot of techniques that require that are more difficult for me, since I try very hard to force energy around sometimes. I guess it comes from knowing what is possible, being young, and just wanting to force everything to happen at once. Â I know why you said it, becuase I was going to come around and read it and it was going to spark in my mind again to remind me to relax... Let go... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genmaicha Posted April 2, 2009 Hahaha- that was pretty funny. I also read the post and was kind of doubtful but still excited wanting to believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril Posted April 2, 2009 Wow, that was a rather funny story  Anyhow, at least your april fools day joke seemed a lot more believable at least Mine are always usually debunked within a few minutes by my friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragonfire Posted April 4, 2009 The funny thing is, this April fool's joke will go on for a longtime. It's April 4th, and you still got me. Imagine some due reading this in the summer. lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites