Subliminal program for people with computers

[Max]

This is what the company sais .......Subliminal Mind is a powerful software tool which allows you to harness the proven power of subliminal messages on your PC. Subliminal messages function just below the threshold of conscious perception influencing the subconscious part of your mind. They are so effective at doing this that the U.S. Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has placed restrictions on using subliminal messages in advertising. Subliminal Mind lets you use this power for your own purposes to reprogram your mind at the subconscious level while your conscious mind works on other tasks, i.e browsing, working or playing games. Since the way we think effects all areas of our lives subliminal messages can be used for many purposes e.g. therapy, life enhancement, personal development, reinforcement of key study concepts and so on. To receive the full benefits of subliminal messages we recommend that you use it on a regular basis.......

 

I'm not going to tell you what way you can use it. You can create your own program with your own goals for meditation, one hand push-ups, pistols, etc. Use your imagination....

 

Download it at:

bio-health.com.au/download/setupsub.exe

 

I'm not putting the whole url so they can't find the link here. Just add http://www. before.

After you install it, enter this reg numbers:

RegName: Spiteful

Serial: 611456E8F042918D4F2

 

They should work... If they don't, it means you put an extra space or something.

[SheepishLord]

Can I use it to tell myself over and over that I have a big penis that all women like?

[Pietro]

Can I use it to tell myself over and over that I have a big penis that all women like?

 

Sure, but then you will be surprised why, even though you have such a wonderful appendix, women still ignore you.

 

A friend of mine was playing with this game of changing the phrases that we run in our head and that make up (our?) reality. He wasn't very lucky with grils, so he worked extensively on "I have sex with all the women I desire".

 

Due to my work, and the fact that I am rarely in Rome, I happened not to see him for more than 6 months. When I saw him again, I asked how was it proceeding, if he was having much luck. He answered. "No, but you see, I don't seem to even have such a big desire for women anymore".

 

I laughed really strong! 8) "So. you asked to the universe to have sex with all the chicks you wanted, and the universe complied, only that , instead of changing the behaviour of all the females on the planet (because your desire had no limits, and you know it) which would have been a major reconstruction, it changed YOU. And now you have no desire anymore. Fine the spell worked".

 

His face lightened with novel understanding, :idea: jumped on the scooter saying: "I just remember I have something to do. See you".

 

Last time I saw him we had little time. He was too busy with dates.

 

BTW, pay attention when you play this game, I just heard from Bruce that the Karmic cost is... let's say... HIGH

 

Pietro

[Max]

Sure you can, but don't you have that already?

You better tell yourself over and over "I'm NOT attracted to squirrels any longer"

[RON JEREMY]

Sure you can, but don't you have that already?

You better tell yourself over and over "I'm NOT attracted to squirrels any longer"

 

NO, HED BETTER TELL HIMSELF, I AM *NOT* ATTRACTED TO SHEEP ANYMORE".

 

AARRGHH AARRGGGHH AARRGGHH, YA SAUEKNULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

BYE NOW,

 

RJ

[RON JEREMY]

THAT MOFO BANGED YER WIKKI!!!!

I'LL TURN HIM INTO A FREAKIN TOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

RJ

[SheepishLord]

But Max, if I don't love them squirrels then who will?

 

*sound of electrical tape*

[Max]

A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are

many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet

one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all

interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French guy

lying on the beach who is surrounded by adoring women.

"Excuse me," he says, taking the guy aside, "but I've been

trying to meet one of those women for about an hour now, and I just

can't seem to get anywhere with them. You're French. You know these

women. What do they *want*?"

"Maybe I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What

you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming

suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly

zees way." "Wow! Thanks!" says the Polish guy, and off he goes to the

store. He buys a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back

to the beach. He parades up and down the beach but still has no luck

with the ladies.

So he goes back to the Frenchman. "I'm sorry to bother you

again," he says, "but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I

*still* haven't been able to meet a girl."

"Okay," says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. You go

to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and

walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly

zees way."

"Thanks!" says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the

potato, puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach.

Up and down, up and down he walks, but the women will hardly even look

at him. After half an hour he can't take it anymore and goes back to

the Frenchman.

"Look," he says, "I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and

I walked up and down the beach-- and still nothing! What more can I

do?"

"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle

beet. Why don't you try moving zee potato to the *front* of zee

sweeming suit?"

[Max]

[RON JEREMY]

RESPECT LA FAMIGLIA DE EL PAISANO!!!!!!!

 

BACCIO LE MANO!!!